Zoe, well known for being slight in stature (if not defining the very word, "waif"), unleashed a new shape last week and proudly proclaimed that her boobs were no longer her own. After a short time away from the porn industry and spending sometime on her native homeland, Zoe returned to the fold with a new figure that simply said, "splendid".
As usual, we felt it necessary to let our friends and readers (never shall the two meet) know about a new occurrence in the universe of breasts. While we've been one of the few scumbag websites to register this information as news, we feel that other sites are doing a disservice to those women who choose to embiggen their milk sacks by not reporting on it.
Well, sorta. Short of nude cat fights and joint suds filled explorative showers.
I've been on a steady GTL fix lately, except skin cancer isn't my favorite variety of the cancers, and I get my laundry done for me (what's the point of living in Chinatown if not to get same day laundry services, and my delicates folded into perfect little triangles). So I've modified the popular phrase to include: Gym, Titties, Lesbian-voyeurism.
So, Sesame Street decided that they didn't want to be the first forum to display pop sensation Katy Perry's most-likely fantastic boobs. I can't say for sure that they're fantastic, since I've never seen them. In fact, as far as I know, they've never been exposed publicly whether via internet, television, legitimate film or print media. At least as far as I know. Being someone that's surrounded by images of nude bodies all day long at work (and often while at home), I don't spend too much of my time actively searching for the ones I haven't seen. But the point is, they were deemed unacceptable for the beloved children's show in question.
You probably heard about it. If not, it's all over the internet.
Some people would pay a lot of money to touch a nice pair of MILF-bags. This British dude? He’s been paid to touch them, to the tune of $90,000. And no, he’s not the luckiest guy on earth.
Seriously, what are we going to say about zoobs that hasn't already been said a million times before? Is it really instinct that makes the mammary glands so appealing to throngs of men this world over? I mean, honestly, I think I know more women who are so enamored by this physical attribute that it begs the question, "Are zoobs a universal language?"