Man, Kristina Rose sure loves to fuckin' beef! I had thought Christian XXX was porn's number one beefer, but at this point I think it's hard to imagine anyone other than Ms. Rose holding that top spot. Hey, girl's got strong opinions and apparently likes throwin' down. Fuck you gonna do? Haters gonna drink that Haterade either way, dawg.
In a recent post on Kristina's tumblr, the queen supreme of tellin' people where the fuck they can shove it takes aim at one of porno's biggest stars. Although she doesn't mention her by name, she comes pretty close by referring to her as "Tori White". I think we can all pretty safely agree that she's referring to up-and-coming starlet Jennifer White, right? Either that or Tori Black, I guess.
We wanted to take a moment to let you know that, once again, things are going to get a little quiet around here. You see, we're off to shoot another pornographic film and frankly, MEAT BALL gets a little lazy when left to his own devices in regards to updating the site.
However, who really cares? We're making another porno flick!
In case you didn't know, Tori took her cookies and went home a while back and has been on extended hiatus. Perhaps this will be the first step towards a return to things like this, but even if it's not, we'll be excited to see her pretend to remember who we are.
Listen. Don't get used to this. Videos are a dying technology that most people hate. And we're not planning on doing ay more for the rest of the year, at least. But we wanted to do something special for the guy who keeps asking us to "Please make a fuckin' video". So here we go. But seriously, this is it.
Hey, you know that restaurant Red Robin's? Sure you do! You know, it's got burgers/fries, fruity drinks for pussies, pansies and wusses and all kinds of crazy crap on the walls? But here's a hot nugget of truth that I bet you didn't know - the secret owner of Red Robin's is none other than 2010 AVN Female Performer of the Year - TORI BLACK!
How do I know this, you may ask? Pure speculation, I may answer! And do!
You see, it all started a few weeks ago when we wrapped production on our boss-ass new movie THE DELINQUENTS as well as shooting the teaser trailer for our upcoming HANGOVER PARODY. We had just finished shooting Tori's segment of the trailer and it was just about lunch time. Tori was supposed to do lunch with Kristina Rose but it turned out Kristina was too busy crashing her car into walls while really high on the ganj.
Yep, as promised, we've got the worldwide premiere of the Official Hangover Parody teaser trailer now running at full steam. We can't remember exactly when we promised it, but that's not really important.
What’s the best thing to do after you break up with a guy/girl? Find some new one to sleep with. That is pretty much the basis of this movie. Alektra Blue and Tommy Gunn both get dragged out by their friends who are trying to get them to hook up with people so they can get over their exes. Before we actually see them meet up and bang we get a whole lot of other penis and vagina match-ups before hand.
Have you dreamed of have sex with Tori Black? I know a lot of you have and this is your chance to experience what it may be like. The question is do you want the girl next door or the model. This title gives you both as Tori teases and pleases. So do you have the guts to try Interactive Sex with Tori Black?
Whoa, remember that innuendo-infused Burger King ad that we posted the story on a little while back? It had a pasty woman with bright red lipstick getting ready to give a double-burger a suckjob and whatnot? Well, the admakers of Europe have done it again, fuckaz! This time, the product in question is everybody's favorite lymon-flavored beverage, Sprite!
What a week. A new president and a new piece of shitty advice! Everything's comin' up roses for you shitheads, isn't it? Fuck, did we just refer to you assholes as shitheads? Sorry, we're still fuckin' hammered from Tuesday's big election-night-booze-and-coke shindig (now going on hour 39!), so we're a little giddy.