So apparently it's new contributor week up in these parts. Not only did we add Mr. Alistair Thrustwell III, today we bring you a complimentary female voice. I'd like to introduce you to Katarina Slit. She's new here and we already like what she's giving...pictures and bio soon folks, yr kinda gonna like the looks of her...Ms. Slit, take it away...

Yo dudes, how many times do you glaze over when your chick says:

1) “We need to talk about us…”
2) “This is what I think you should do….”
3) “Stop being such an idiot and just do it like I want you to!”
4) “Yada yada yada blather blither blother nag nag nag… Etc, etc…”