This past weekend, Spock and I headed up to Edison, NJ for Exxxotica NY. Now, I say this everytime, but until they stop branding it as such, Edison NJ is, in fact, in New Jersey. It is not in New York and thus, the whole Exxxotica NY thing should really be done away with. Yes, we understand that the reason it's not held closer to New York is because of legal interference, but shut up!! Call it what it is, fucking Exxxotica NJ.

Say hey, you bitch-ass trickstaz! How's everybody doing?

Sorry to call you all bitch-ass trickstaz! I'm just a little wound-up today because it's one of the bitch-ass awesomest comic-book-wednesdays in recent memory, and we got a new bitch-ass awesome video to boot! And, fuck, it's got Teagan muthafuckin' Presley in it! Everybody loves her fuckin' ass, right?

Listen. That Brady Bunch show was a pile of shit. You know it and we know it. It's fucking unwatchable. Same deal with the Shelley Long remake. It's unfunny and lame, even for the shit standards of its heyday. Lucky for us all, Hustler and X-Play grooved the idea into their brains to update this crapfest with something worth watching. Namely, red-hot fuckin'. It was a brilliant idea, and it served them real fuckin' well over the past year. So well, in fact, that they thought it was worth sequel-izing with the new Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Look, don't let anyone tell you that POPPORN.com isn't concerned about the general health and well-being of the internet. While yes, it's a relatively new medium, no one can say that it hasn't been a little successful over the last few years. We've read at least ten articles about it over the last three years in various print publications and it seems that it might have the legs to stay and become part of the cultural lexicon.

Here you go fuckaz… Hot on the heels of last weeks gut-busting webisode comes Part Two of our drunken and muscle relaxin’ rampage through the bowels of Edison, NJ's porno extravaganza. We’re pretty sure this is the town where either Thomas Edison was from or at the very least the town where he invented wide open beaves and neck-fucking.

You know, it's not every day that New Jersey gets to host New York's porn expo, so we thought we better grab our fuggin' cameras and groove up North to check out the goings on. Good thing we did, too, because we scored a fucking primo interview with the owner of the most controversial scrotum in pornography (next to Evan Stone), Mr. Tommy Gunn himself!

Aside from our talk with Tommy about the male role in the straight porn business, we also grooved out with Teagan Presley (who isn't even related to Elvis, if you can believe such an act of deception!), Roxy Deville, a guy claiming to be Taryn Thomas and some Canadian babes with a passion for beating up folks with pillows.