China

HONEY, COULD YOU DO MY HAIR WITH SOME AIDS?


Ladies, check your hair ties. Made in China? Discard immediately, unless you want a nasty case of Asian VD.

Reports are surfacing from multiple places across that vast, sexually repressed land that enterprising environmentalists have been manufacturing hair ties using USED, ABUSED, and/or faulty prophylactics.

W. T. F.??

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