It is now 15 minutes before the debate. I'm getting fucked up, waiting, convinced that no matter what the outcome is, we're all fucked. There's no stopping this shit.

Lately, I’ve been watching a lot of torture videos. I know, I know…the whole “torture porn” boom was like so three and a half years ago or whatever, but y’all can take your Hostels and your Saws and shove them up your poorly wiped ass cracks cause chicks getting their goods violently tarnished…well it’s good clean fun for the whole family and since I’m my whole family…

You’ll all have to excuse Stanko. He’s got a pounding fucking headache and the sun is way too fucking bright. Yes, he’s hungover and yes, he’s talking about himself in the third person, but he’s got a hangover so get the fuck over it.