We were told that today was Mick Blue's birthday. But then somebody told us that his birthday was actually over the weekend. We're not fuckin' sure okay, but that ain't gonna stop us from throwing down some birthday wishes to our main man!

Happy maybe-belated birthday, Mick! Keep up the good fuckin'!

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Anyway...

For all our talk about being big-time scumbags who know all the ins and outs of the porno business (or biz, if you will), we have to admit that we had a few major porno milestones that we haven't yet reached. Among them were the fact that we've never actually been on-set while some big time screenfuckers were doing each other, we've never acted out our favorite porno moves for our favorite directors to watch, and most importantly, we never grooved out with Mick Blue! But that shit all changed when Buckton spread his greazy self all over porn valley, courtesy of Zero Tolerance!