Hey ladies, and gays, there's allegedly a Josh Hartnett Sex Tape floating around. The bad news is it's not him plowing ex-girlfriend Scarlet Johansson.

London's Daily Mirror reported that Hartnett and a girl were caught totally doing it the library of his London Hotel, the SoHo. "Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy," the Daily Mirror quotes a source. "Their every spit and cough was recorded and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves." OK, spitting can be sexy, but if their every cough was recorded that's a little bit of a boner-killer.