Hey, a new video! How's bout's it?

We know it's been a while since we had a "new this week" video, and we know it's been rough on you guys. We've heard your concerns, and we've certainly heard your complaints. So get off our backs, for Christ's sake, because we've got a new one to throw at you. And Morgan goes all zoobs-out for it, which is always cool.

Okay, everybody knows that roller derby's fuckin' stupid right? Well, somebody forgot to tell Zero Tolerance, because they went and partnered up with Adam & Eve Pictures to make their very first feature, and what did they base the story on? That's right, fucking roller derby!

But you know what? Thank the Shrike that they did, because goddamn it if Roller Dollz isn't fucking awesome.

We're about to whack you over the fuckin' noggin with a whole god damn fuckin' lot of NEW.

First of all, we've got a NEW review of Digital Playground's NEW movie, Control 9, starring their NEW contract girl, Gabriella Fox (which should be a major selling point, considering some of their other contract girls). And if that weren't enough, said review is being spearheaded by our NEW zoobatronic ladyfriend, Morgan (who's got some NEW commentary regarding Tommy Gunn's nutsack)!