The other day I was thinking about my life goals and what I wanted to accomplish. There are the regular goals that most people have. I would like to get married and have kids one day (by the way, I am now taking applications for men so feel free to send me your credentials). But that also got me thinking about what else I would like to accomplish. Sure people will congratulate me for getting married and knocked up but what else would I like to get a high five for? And then my new life goal came to me. Along with getting married and having kids, I wanna get DP’d.

Pardon me while I become a shill for a moment on behalf of my employer, the AVN Media Network (or AVNMN for short). As some of you may be aware, there is this affair we throw once a year recognizing excellence in what's known here at POPPORN as the "fuck-making" business. That affair being known as the AVN Awards.

Well, there's a whole lot of fuck-making that goes on all year, and since there's a scant few of us at the new, sparkly AVNMN Palace to watch it all, there's a chance we may have missed some of it. That's where you come in.

Well we're pretty much floored over here today in the POPPORN.com offices. Why you ask? Well, AVN.com posted their official review of our upcoming fuck flick, POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and they gave it a super awesome review and a rating of "AAAA 1/2" out of a possible five "A's" which is pretty much as if they gave us this!

Wow.

A few days back, we reported that AVN.com head honcho, Paul Fishbein had sent out a letter to the adult universe explaining that, former AVN employee Sara Sazzman (who had recently defected to rival publication, Xbiz) had been spreading word around Porn Valley that Xbiz was the better buy for anyone's advertising dollar over AVN. Check it out over here.

As we mentioned in that initial report, AVN and Xbiz have long been the yin and yang to the adult news universe. However, it seems that as more time passes, they're more like Wolverine and Sabretooth...they just don't play very well together.

Ah, the media.

As you know, for every industry that appears there must be organizations that disseminate news, ideas and issues pertaining to that particular business. The adult industry is no different.