What up, dickheads? Just kidding. You trickstaz aren't dickheads. If you were, would we be sharing this new nugget of wisdom from dear old Tom Byron with you? Fuck no, we wouldn't!
Groove on this shit! Tom's hanging with fan-favorite pornographer Sadie West, who you may remember from that time that BUCKTON tried to bang her but kept getting CB'd by the ghost of Ashlynn Brooke (who he had previously killed. Whoops.). You might also remember her from that time we interviewed her last year, back when she was just getting into the porno biz. She's a super lady and we're god damn happy as shit to have her back on the site.
We're not really in the business of breaking news. Sure, if we get a tip on some juicy tidbit we're gonna write it up, but we're far too understaffed and those understaff's are far too underpaid (meaning, not paid) to really be out there, hitting the pavement digging up dirt. And ya know what? That's okay.
BUT, I think we got ourselves some breaking news...
In our next installment, we asked Sadie West. The Digital Sin/New Sensations contract star is one of our most favorite people ever. That could be because she allowed POPPORN.com to be the first site to interview her after she entered the business, the fact that she let BUCKTON explore her destinations or the fact that she is just one of the sweetest gals we've met...and she fucks like a champ.
So let's not delay...
Remember that fucking line. It's gonna go down in history as one of the best lines ever uttered. It'll be up there with "Life is like a box of chocolates" and "End of Line" and shit like that.
Remember when BUCKTON murdered Ashlynn? We sure hope so, but on the off chance you missed that nugget of slightly-pixelated cinematic diamonds, it's right here. And you probably want to watch it before you groove out on today's epic sequel. Otherwise, this thing might make no sense at all, instead of just a little bit of sense.
Did we mention that today's video is an epic? Because it totally is.
Whatever it was, we're aware that most of you missed it. And we'll never forgive you, because POPPORN felt really fuckin' lonely while we were out there. But we managed to pull ourselves together and have one fucking hell of a great time anyway, thanks mostly to BUCKTON's extra-special co-host, the all lowercase porn sensation, jessica drake!
Okay. it looks like the POPPORN jet touched down safely in Las Vegas. Thank God it did, too, because we - wait, what? Yes, we have a jet. Of course we have a jet. What, do you think we travel by fucking hot air balloon or something? What kind of two-bit shitstorm do you think we're running here?
It had to happen sooner or later. BUCKTON's been imprisoned. But that ain't too bad a deal when you end up locked behind bars with Digital Sin/New Sensations' new contract girl, Sadie West, is it? Sadie's soon to be synonymous with the term "righteous fucking", and what better place to get to know her than right here on POPPORN.com? Did we mention that this is Sadie's very first interview ever? Fuck YOU, Time Magazine!