Lexi LaVey

NEW THIS WEEK: THE COUGAR CLUB (3rd DEGREE FILMS)


This week, BUCKTON and the long-lost Lexi LaVey are reuniting to share their feelings on 3rd Degree's recent MILF flick, The Cougar Club. This film's got lots of meaty and mature vaginas in it, as well as a good deal of partly-clothed sex (with Buckton loves), headache-inducing camerawork (which Lexi hates) and two scenes starring James "two-scene" Deen (who is Buckton's "boy", in case you didn't know).

NEW THIS WEEK: FUCK ME IN THE BATHROOM PART DEUX (BURNING ANGEL)


What comes to mind when you think of the bathroom? If you're MEAT BALL, you think of righteous bowel movements. If you're BUCKTON, you think of doing meth. However, if you're Joanna Angel (or Lexi LaVey, for that matter), you think of fuckin'!

VIDEO: LEXI REVIEWS THE HEART THROB!


Reading stuff is cool, but watching stuff makes reading stuff look like an asshole! Think about it, would you rather read a review of a righteous new pussy-tickling toy, or just watch our beautiful superstar smut-lover (smutress?) Lexi LaVey try the fucking thing out while you watch?

NEW THIS WEEK: NEW TO THE GAME 3 (DIABOLIC)


So, we got this flick called New to the Game 3 from Diabolic Video Productions. It's about girls who are (you guessed it) new to the game! The game of getting dicked-up on camera, that is.

It starts Lacey Maguire (who we're pretty sure we've seen before), Jessica Lynn (who also seems somewhat familiar), and Priva (who we've been whacking to for a while now).

So, we'll admit, we're not entirely sure what they mean by "new". Probably "old".

PHOTO ESSAY - POPPORN AT FAUX PAS: 5/2

Man, sifting thru the hundreds of photos we took last weekend at Philly's very own Faux Pas at National Mechanics has been a chore, but a worthy one. We made some new friends, caught some odd diseases and came out on the other side safe and sound. We'll be posting a video today to show you some of the evening and a final video from this event on Monday.

Next up? We hit Club Risque on May 16th to interview Digital Playground's contract star, Katsuni then on May 20th we visit Kinky Quizzo. I can only imagine what will come of that...

SPOCK BUCKTON GETS NONE - POPPORN MOURNS!

What's a guy to do? You work hard all week, you groom a perfect 'stache and you get rip-roaringly wasted on whiskey only to find that, "The Ladies" seem to be more interested in each other than you. Sure, it could be the reek of alcohol sweat dripping from every pore on your body or the radically (possibly racially?) offensive hand gestures you make involving your 'stache that steers them clear but Spock, we love you buddy. Fight the good fight...at least they let you watch...

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