If you're one of those folks who thinks that the idea of two men kissing each other or having sex with each other or marrying each other or killing Talibans with each other and stuff like that is gross...well, you're probably not going to want to read the rest of this article. Seriously, feel free to move on. Maybe go look at Zoe Voss or James Deen's blogs or something like that. Because this story's gonna feature some serious gay content. Total graphic butt-fucking and everything.

If that's too much for you, move on. If not, did you hear about the hubbub that director Richard Wolstencroft is getting over the gay porn/horror movie, L.A. Zombie? It's nuts!

You know how every group of friends has the one kid in it who's known for being the fuck up? Imagine how much shit you'd get for being the guy who got his love sausage stuck in a meat grinder.

What the fucking fuck?!!?

There are some sick pups in the world - guys who make Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL look like choir boys.

Take Australian John Xydias, for instance.

He wanted to be a porn star. Nothing wrong with that. Perfectly noble profession.

He even shot his own films - hey a lot of guys do it.