If you're like us (you couldn't possibly be that cool, but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now), you've been just one procrastinated phone call to Comcast away from canceling your Showtime subscription for months now. After all, the only shows they had on that didn't suck were "Californication" (see Eva Amurri's boobs for details) and "Weeds."

But, then "Weeds" went off a cliff into levels of suckitude previously unimagined. After a nearly skinless Season 5 and some of the worst writing to date coming at us on the reg in Season 6, we became so goddamn frustrated with this once-awesome show that we literally groaned when it came on our TV set on Monday night. But, then, a funny thing happened. For the first time in a long ass time, "Weeds" didn't suck.

I dreamt I saw Mary Louise Parker’s boobs last night as real as you or me…

Well maybe not as real as you or me. I saw them on a TV screen. Well maybe realer than you, you’re just some anonymous schmuck on the other side of the internets but you get my point. Metaphysical masturbation aside, there’s no denying that this season of Weeds is the hottest yet.