I say this because while we used to focus on porn gossip, sex news, a multitude of videos and occasionally pimping our own considerably-well-received pornographic films, it seems that of late our content as deteriorated into either comparing porn performs to food, making poo-poo jokes on top of existing porno footage or, as in this case, celebrity nudity.
In case you degenerate fuckos are too poor to afford HBO, I’ve got a news flash for you: Anna Paquin, the absolutely sexalicious star, finally shows her nearly-perfect twin headlights while she gets into some dirty, vampire grief sex with her bloodsucking BF. I say finally, but it’s not like she went all Mary Louise Parker on us and made us wait four plus years. But, still it’s fucking significant man.
In the upcoming season of "Entourage," you know, the show that every shit head LA wannabe adores, rapper/actor (Lil') Bow Wow is going to play a stand-up comic but no one's going to be laughing at his steamy love scene.
"I know the girls; they're going to go crazy when they see it," he told MTV.com. "The ladies are gonna go crazy when they see (Lil') Bow Wow's first sex scene... it was with a porn star. I don't know her name. She probably watching this like, 'What? I did a scene with him, and he doesn't remember my name?' Nah, I don't remember her name, but she was bad though. She was baaaaad!"
It's not every day a porn blog starts an international incident. But those little monkey's over at Fleshbot did by posting a topless photo of Jess Origliasso, half of the twin sister pop duo The Vernonicas, on its site this past week.
I dreamt I saw Mary Louise Parker’s boobs last night as real as you or me…
Well maybe not as real as you or me. I saw them on a TV screen. Well maybe realer than you, you’re just some anonymous schmuck on the other side of the internets but you get my point. Metaphysical masturbation aside, there’s no denying that this season of Weeds is the hottest yet.