Look, we still don't know what these folks are up to or just what their angle is but ultimately, does it really matter? We're sitting here pinching our balls in our desk drawers for a laugh so you think we really wanna spend too much time looking for content to post today?

You guys (and girls!) are goddamn dicks if you don't think we help out our lesser man. When we get emails from creeps asking us to share their sick and twisted definitions of art and creativity you can bet your sweet labia that we're gonna do it. Far be it for us to monopolize the slum that is the internet with just our creepy and poorly executed ideas. That's why today, we're letting some other idiots share their retardation with you, our loyal readers!