Honestly, I don't mean to be judgmental or anything, but you fuckin' idiots are fucking disgusting.

What the shit is the deal with these fuckin' fart movies? You dickheads know that they're fucking disgusting, right? I mean, I see a lot of gross shit from day to day - from bukkakke to girls drinking jit out of each other's assholes to Zero Tolerance parodies and worse - and I'm able to stomach most of it, but this fart shit is just and above-and-beyond, sunk-to-a-new-low, puke-in-your-own-mouth kind of gross. Knowing that this stuff even exists just makes me feel like gathering the entire human race into a single file line where I could just fire some sort of atomic-powered mgea-harpoon through the whole fucking lot of us (including myself).