Look, we love Florida. It's a wasteland of strip-malls, humidity and the elderly. Add in the fact that they were the impetus for this 8-year Bush Presidency and it becomes clear why the news is just that much more retarded out of the Sunshine State.

Some Floridians are in a tizzy because of a new state Supreme Court ruling allowing pervs to possess porn.

The Tampa Tribune reports that a Miami man released from jail after a short stint for lascivious battery toward a teenage boy, was charged with violating his house arrest when pornography was found in his home.