Every bit of common sense I have is telling me to ignore this. But I can't. Because Bangs called me lazy the other day, and while I'm fairly sure if was a brief statement of fact and not any sort of challenge, I can't help but feel like I've got to add something to popporn while he's away making pornography with BUCKTON. And this Octomom stuff literally popped up in front of my face this morning while I was scouring the internet for my usual plethora of comic-book-related news tidbits (Jonathan Hickman's writing Avengers!).

Nadya Suleman's vagina is already some kind of a Stargate for a messload of children, but now it will be exploited in another way: the solo scene.