I'm going to go ahead and go on the record as being an ass man. I didn't think I'd ever find myself admitting that since I've always believed that women are beautiful for varying reasons and declaring one particular feature as more important than any other would be a ridiculous attempt at best. Besides, I'm a modern kind of guy and I naturally assumed defining oneself a, "____man" or "____man" would immediately toss me into the cesspool that is a Mudvayne concert. Sure, as men we can politely and respectfully admire the female form from a distance, attempting to not be creepy or generally intimidating but never in replace of acknowledging a woman as a person.

But then Ryan Keely's ass started appearing all over twitter and I immediately felt my political correctness fly right out the window.

Everyone loves a good party. Friends, libations, off-color humor...mix that with a dive bar in Canoga Park to celebrate Spock BUCKTON, Nate Liquor and Kristina Rose's birthday's and you got yourself one heck of a photo essay. We almost forgot to post these pics, what with all the big deal happening's around these parts, but then we seemed to recall a picture of Kristina Rose's ass on a dirty bar floor that sent us digging thru the image folders.

Yeah, sometimes it's nice to start the week off with a nice photo essay. I mean, really, after the weekend who really wants to come into work, visit our blog and read words. More importantly, who wants to come into work after a nice weekend and write words. Not us, that I can tell you. So, we're pretty stoked to have these photos from the set of our recent production, The Delinquents. We posted the first batch of photos from the set over here.

The Delinquents is set for release May 25th on Zero Tolerance. We're pretty excited about this one. It's most definitely our best, funniest and sexiest.

Enjoy!

(Yes, that's right. Yet ANOTHER new contributor to this here blog. And again, this contributor has a vagina. Let us introduce you to Sparky Sin Claire. She's an adult performer who we think is super sweet and recently, she jumped in as a stunt vagina for our upcoming movie, The Delinquents. Well, she thought it'd be swell to tell you a little about her time on set. Take it Sparky!)

So, as we gear up the ol' promotional machine to let you know about our new porno, The Delinquents, we wanted to whet your appetite with some sweet production stills. I'm not really sure why we're using the term production stills...seems like it's a little high-brow for us. Instead, let's just agree to call them photos I took while people were doing things on set.

It's quiet today.

That typically means we spend a little time wandering the internet passively lusting after select, chosen women. Not a creepy kind of lust, more like a Sailor and Lula kind of deep, transcendental lust that lights cigarettes without matches and freezes knees.

I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.

A few weeks back, we got to chatting with POPPORN.com's girlfriend, Kimberly Kane. She was hanging out at home, reading Rush Limbaugh's blog and baking cookies. We always wondered what our girlfriend did when she was relaxing at home since we live approximately 3000 miles away from her. You know, long distance relationships are cool and all, but sometimes they are difficult since you never can be totally sure what your significant other is doing in your absence.

Ahh, Ryan Keely. What world do you live in where you wake up one morning, decide to make a cup of coffee and discover a series of photos displaying your beautiful figure (nude mind you) and think to yourself, "Hm, I forgot all about these nudes. Perhaps I shall give them to someone to enjoy!"

That world, which we choose to call, "Awesomedome" is indeed...fucking awesome. Feast folks, feast!

You might have heard a little commotion over two adult parodies coming out that deal with the MTV television show, Jersey Shore. Here's the situation (oof, I can't believe I said "situation" when talking about Jersey Shore...or maybe I can.)...way back a couple of months ago (years in terms of porn) we here at POPPORN announced that we were gonna be writing and producing an adult spoof of that, now legendary, show with Zero Tolerance. Being that adult production companies are making porn parodies hand-over-fist these days, they have all gotten into the practice of announcing which shows they are, in a sense, "calling" to avoid any doubling up. It's a gracious practice and, for the most part, has kept the number of redundant parodies to a minimum.

Perhaps you heard that the reigning Queen of Porn, Belladonna has decided to retire from performing to focus on her directing. Yes, she said this before only to return a couple months later, but that was due to a close call with a skin rash. But this time, well, it looks like she means it.

As we mentioned yesterday, sure, we brought cameras to this years 2010 AEE event but when it comes to missing the moment, it's often what we do best. As you can imagine, every adult porno star was there, hanging with fans, drinking alcohol and, in some instances, having sex in odd places at a rather large hotel/casino. It's pretty much how these things work.

Hi folks!

You might not realize it, but porn star and sweet booty havin' lady Kelly Divine is from our lovely hometown of Philadelphia, PA. We met her recently and she is one of the sweetest ladies we've met in a long time...and now, we have proof. Our Ms. Divine sent us this photo over the weekend and we just had to share it with ya.

So enjoy!

P.S. - As it's a holiday week, things will be scarce around these parts as we edit our latest film and fatten up on bird.

Last weekend, we headed out to Los Angeles to shoot our next adult film, How To Be A Ladies Man. We shot in North Hollywood on a sound stage for three days. We had a sweet set built for us, we had sweet food served on set (that wasn't so sweet) we had 20 hour shoots, no police raids and genuinely, a pretty sweet time. While we were away, MEAT BALL posted some photos for your enjoyment.

The premise of the film is basically an infomercial. Yes, an infomercial that will help you get sex. In this installment, we set about to help men score sweet, sweet ladies. Believe us, most men need a shit ton of help...especially us.

Here's what we realized this past weekend. We've been missing some good ol' photo essays. You know, the ones where great photographers allow us to post pictures of their erotically charged art. We've had a few series in the past and from time to time they continue to appear within these pages. However, never with much consistency. That's why we were pretty stoked to receive an email from Ms. Ellen Stagg.