Andy San Dimas is a porn star. You may not have heard of her just yet, but you will. This lovely lady made her first appearance doing fuck in Dana Deamond's Role Modeling where Dana gave lovely young women who were interested in the sex trade the opportunity to experience it first hand. Since Andy's first appearance, she's become an internet sensation and has shot an upcoming sexcapade with non-other than Vivid-Alt's very own Eon McKai titled, On My Dirty Knees.

Well, not really, but when presented with such glorious breasts in our inbox we felt it best to catch your attention.

What a way to start off a new year!

This young lady sent us some photos with a polite note mentioning how much she enjoys POPPORN.com. While we love unsolicited photos such as these, we also appreciate constructive criticism. Seriously, we do our best to provide you with a level of entertainment that is unrivaled in the adult industry and sometimes we need the comments of you, our dear readers, to make this vessel a water-tight, sea-worthy vessel.

Our friend here asked that in 2009 we offer more ass. More large, bodacious, rotund ass in all it's glory. So, we have made it a goal to do just that in 2009. We will be presenting an exciting, ass-oriented game that will test your chops of 'tocks. See, you write in and we listen. And now, here's some ass...

That's right folks, a few weeks back we went to twitter to mine for zoobs for our first ever boob war. To say that we weren't disappointed would be an understatement. We received a flood of pictures and while we appreciate everyone who submitted, only a few were selected to be nominated for Boob War.

Hi everyone! These zoobs were sent to us over the holidays from a sweet reader. We wanted to share them with you as a nice welcome back...

Seriously, what are we going to say about zoobs that hasn't already been said a million times before? Is it really instinct that makes the mammary glands so appealing to throngs of men this world over? I mean, honestly, I think I know more women who are so enamored by this physical attribute that it begs the question, "Are zoobs a universal language?"

Have you ever been to Brazil? Nah, we haven't either but word on the street is that the folks down there trend towards the favorable side of the register. We can't say that as a fact, but when we met Alex, our newest POPPORN Girl we were certainly willing to believe it.

This morning, I woke with a shiver. You see, its been cold in Philadelphia these past few days and with the light peeking through my blinds I was a little hesitant to slide out from under my down comforter. The fact that I was spooning my Chihuahua (a perfectly made mini-heater) didn't help either. I even thought about taking the day off.

But then I thought, "I can't do that! I've got boobs to deliver!"

Mari is back! This time we had our resident MILF take a trip back to high school when she was the reigning goth queen and we're happy to report, she didn't let us down.

Black heels? Check.
Black corset? Check.
Taxidermy fox end table? Check!

So dig on part one while you break out your Dead Can Dance long playing phonographs, grab your cloves and start cutting you depressed little animal you...

Hey, look folks! Zoobs!

That's right. The sweet and talented Jessie Lee has started a lovely new feature with us, MOMENTS OF ZOOBS. Every so often she's going to send us a picture of her anatomy with a phrase of the day. Think of it as your moment of zen in porno town.

Guys. I'm having those dreams again.

As promsied, here's part 2 of Mari's awesome photo essay. As previously mentioned, we're not sure if she's opening up a new nude library, or if she's merely a contestant in a sex-apple-eating contest. The reason behind these photographs is sort of moot, though. The important thing is that Mari's god-damned beautiful and she doesn't mind showing it.

And it's also pretty clear that she heard all the hoots and hollers you glasses fans out there were making after the last photo essay...

We recently received a mysterious manila envelope here at the POPPORN offices containing a set of unmarked photographs from our new favorite human being, Mari (no offense to the rest of you human beings, but you've really been letting us down lately).

We're still a little amazed that Barack Obama won the Presidency. We're not particularly political people here at POPPORN.com but even we recognize history when it smacks us in our face. So as promised, here's part two of Mari's photo set which features a couple things that we wouldn't mind being smacked with either...

Maybe you heard that a certain Senator from the state of Illinois won the Presidency last night. While the historical importance of such an event is unmeasurable and the work to be done to correct 8 to 12 years of economic and diplomatic damage is no simple task, there are some things that, because of this election, we can be sure of...