Photo Essay

MISS CHERIE' AND HER BEDROOM OF AWESOME!

As I mentioned yesterday, Miss Cherie' surprised us with a great toy review and some fun pictures of her using that particular toy. Honestly, what we love about Cherie' is what she leaves to the imagination. Sure, we enjoy seeing details but sometimes, the tease is the key and Miss Cherie' understands that only too well. Thus, we're pleased.

What we didn't realize tho, was that this week was gonna be some sort of revenge week for her. Revenge for going missing for a couple of weeks there. To make up for her being a ghost as of late, she sent another amazing photo set to oogle at...oggle and oogle indeed...

MESSY FUN. SUMMER, 2006

Ooh! Dennis McGrath is back with another batch of photos!

In this series we find ourselves confronted by our own, well concealed, phobia of banana splits. While we've found it rather easy to live and not be confronted by banana splits (thus resulting in living a somewhat "normal" and well adjusted life) when you toss in a naked porn star it becomes somewhat less so.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ST. CROIX? NEITHER HAVE WE BUT NOW WE MUST GO...

Say hello to Erin. Clearly, no other words need be spoken. You just kind of have to groove on these...

SOMETIMES YOU NEED ART IN YOUR LIFE...SURE IT'S CREEPY BUT IT'S ART!

Kimberly Kane, our girlfriend, sent us a link the other day suggesting we check out this blog by a fella named Dennis McGrath. Considering Kimberly is our girlfriend and we do as we're told, we took a look.

What we came across were some of the most disturbing photographs we've seen in some time. We've seen a lot of porn, and most of the time it makes us chuckle quite a bit...

THIS MILF MAKES YOUR "MAMS" LOOK, MEH!

As we have mentioned before, sometimes, attractive women like to send us photographs to show off to all of our lovely readers. While we can offer nothing of equal value in return, we certainly feel blessed by these surprises.

Today, we're pretty much thrilled because what we have here is a certified MILF from our very own backyard.

Margot stopped into a local bar to snap some shots and we're lucky as rain to be able to show them to ya!

If you're extra sweet, maybe she'll send more in the future!

YOU FUCKAZ LIKE ART?? YOU FUCKAZ LIKE ZOOBS?

Since a bunch of you douche-hounds decided to complain about the lack of zoobs in our last photo essay we figured it was about time to show you some shots of our new girlfriends without their clothes on from POPPORN's big ass party last weekend.

KIMBERLY KANE - SHE GETS TO TAKE PICTURES WITH CHARLOTTE STOKELY!

See, you know how we feel about Kimberly Kane. It's not like it's a secret or anything. But sometimes, man, she just makes us so angry! No, not because she's way prettier than us or better at sex or anything, no, sometimes she sends us pics that are just like, WTF!

POPPORN'S PARTY WITH PORN STARS WEEKEND GIVES PHILADELPHIA A 48 HOUR BONER

Well fuckaz.... we pulled it off. POPPORN.com managed to throw a weekend of parties that made Mardi Gras look like tea time with your blind grandma. It made the AVN Awards look like a fuckin' Jonas Brothers concert (without all the underage fucking). Fuck - we even had some of the gayest dudes in Philly strutting around with big raging boners! NOW THAT'S HOT!

YENNA LOVES YOU...NOT AS MUCH AS US, BUT STILL!

Yesterday, our yenna bear was wandering Philadelphia. See, she had to kill some time before she came to the POPPORN.com offices to shoot her next webisode review (in a tutu no, less). Well, yenna texted us from the book store when we suggested that she do two things:

1. Purchase Justine, or the Misfortunes of Virtue by the Marquis De Sade.
2. Pop off to the bathroom and snap a shot for us pinching her nipple.

Needless to say, yenna bear is a team player and that's why we love her.

Oh, also because she's a lot prettier than you...

EVERYTIME A BEAUTIFUL GIRL TAKES A PICTURE FOR POPPORN AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS!

Yes. We have an addiction to photographs of girls expressing their love for POPPORN.com. No, we don't have a specific type of girl that makes the sticking parts of our internal engines run smoother, but we are certainly guilty of breathing a little harder.

Which is kind of nasty since we totally just ate some Doritos.

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