You wanna know what I like? I like porn.

Well, not really...but techically, I'm paid to say that I do. Thus, I like porn. But even more than porn, I like strawberries. A close friend of mine swears that strawberries are at least the third best thing about being alive behind blowjobs and Harrier jump jets, but I digress.

Are you still pissed about Portrait of a Call Girl winning big at the AVN Awards this past January? Well, hold on to your dicks, assholes, because Graham Travis and Elegant Angel are getting set to repeat the whole shebang with their upcoming super-serious, helvetica-texted sex flick, Wasteland! If my gut feeling is any indication, this movie's going to turn the industry on it's ear in the coming months. But keep in mind, my gut feeling is absolutely no indication of anything, so place your bets accordingly!

Frankly, I was hoping their big movie this year would be a reinvention of the long-lost and well-beloved Slop Shots series, but you can't win them all, I guess.

Each awards season I am amazed by the sheer volume of press releases we receive that proclaim a studios prowess in the adult industry based on the number of nominations they received from this awards show or that awards show. As a company who has, in the past, proudly proclaimed our own sexual potency based on these same nominations, it seems like this kind of grandstanding should ultimately die out once a company gets more in touch with the reality of the situation.

A few weeks ago we posted a couple articles wherein we tried to decide whether we would prefer to have sex with a selected adult performer or eat one of our favorite foods. To most people this would seem an absurd competition but as we are somewhat older gentlemen with control over our penises, choice is something we appreciate.

Sex is awesome, don't get us wrong, but have you ever had a fuckin' boss plate of Nachos?

Today, Elegant Angel (one of our most favorite studios) announced a new line they will be releasing called Best New Starlets. While this may not be a shockingly original concept given porn's tendency to obsess over all things, "new" it's pretty spot on when Elegant Angel does it because...well, it's Elegant Angel.