This rivalry is starting to get a little ridiculous, people.

When POPPORN launched to critical accolades several years ago, we made it pretty clear that Belladonna and Stoya were two of our very favorite women in the entire adult industry (if not in the world as a whole). Naturally, choosing a favorite between the two would be an exercise in futility. How could you choose between a living legend and the greatest new starlet we'd ever seen? We couldn't, and luckily, we never had to.

But then things changed.

If there's one thing that confuses us, it's art. Sure, we're also confused by Nancy Grace, condoms and, quite frankly, toast but we typically can bullshit our way through conversation just enough to make it appear as if we are reasonably educated (if not poorly informed) participants in the modern world.

That's why we work in the adult industry for god's sake.