So, it appears that this just isn't Mr. Marcus' year. Although given the fact that his troubles began in 2012, maybe it's more accurate to say that this hasn't been Mr. Marcus's couple of years. Especially since we really don't know what's in store for Mr. Marcus in the coming year, or years. Whatever.
What I'm getting at is that, following last year's big syphilis scare hullabaloo and then the more reent DUI charges, things seems to be getting slightly worse for Mr. Marcus, as he's now been sentenced to 30 days in jail after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor charge of exposing at least two adult actresses to a communicable disease.
According to the liberal news media, Mr. Marcus was also charged one count of "unlawful touching", which sounds pretty bad, whatever it is.
If you work in or follow the daily cummings and goings of the porn bidness (that's slang for "business, FYI), you've probably heard lots of talk about syphilis lately. Mostly from Lee Roy Myers facebook and twitter feeds. There had been widespread talk of some syphilis-infected motherfuckers roaming the adult countryside and endangering people and whatnot. Fingers being pointed. Shooting being halted. All that good stuff.
Now that Lee Roy Myers is safely quarantined in his native Montreal, lavishly enjoying his poutine while counting his loonies and toonies, it looks like it was safe for the porn industry to wham the truth onto everyone else's unsuspecting heads.
It was Mr. Marcus.
In what can only be considered a terrorist attack on Christian society (if not that, then at least yet another attempt of the left-wing majority to turn the Godly act of pro-creation into some sort of carnal circus fair) the goddamn, motherfuckin' CDC (that's Center for Disease Control or as we like to call them, "The Dipshits") have recommended (publicly, mind you) that boys as young as 9-years old should receive the vaccination for HPV or human papilloma virus.
As if the world isn't dangerous enough already what with leftist politics, nation building and the unbeatable sexiness of George Clooney, news is now spreading about an unstoppable mega-virus strain of Gonorrhea! No longer content being treated by measly antibiotics, Super-Clap is now spreading via infected humanoids from the Ancient Orient (Japan) and gypsy estimates have it landing on the freedom shores of America within the next 10 to 20 years.
That's just fucked.