According to the world's most reputable news source (next to us, naturally), that sex.com website is offerring Miley Cyrus a million bucks to appear in a girl-girl softcore video with Jessie Andrews! A million bucks is a lot of dough, and Jessie Andrews does porno, so this is major news, dicks!
As you probably noticed, we posted a piece last week about Ms. Andrews appearing in Mz. Cyrus's new video. If you missed it, you can read it here (it was originally located between two Dale Dabone articles and thus might have been hard to see). I guess the whole premise of this video was so fuckin' hot that these dudes at sex.com thought it would be a worthy investment to get these two superstars to take off their clothes and beave out for a while (or at least kiss, as the actual offer suggests).
When a celebrity goes crazy it's pretty awesome. Like when Britney Spears beat up that car, Arnold Schwarzenegger got that guy pregnant or Avril Lavigne married that guy from Nickelback. But what we can't stand behind is when a celebrity goes crazy and decides to "slum it" by introducing an adult performer into their repertoire. And that's precisely what Miley Cyrus has done.
In what will go down as one of the greatest upsets since Rulon Gardner defeated Alexander Karelin (look it up, dick), porn sensation Jessie Andrews took home trophies not only for New Performer of the Year but also for Acting Performance of the Year - Female earlier this week at the 2012 XBIZ Awards.
Today, Elegant Angel (one of our most favorite studios) announced a new line they will be releasing called Best New Starlets. While this may not be a shockingly original concept given porn's tendency to obsess over all things, "new" it's pretty spot on when Elegant Angel does it because...well, it's Elegant Angel.
But wait, there's more! It's not just one of Elegant Angel's usual hits like "Big Wet Faces" or "Anal Senate" or something like that. Rather, they're kicking it up a notch and doing a big-time bonafide feature pornograph! This is noteworhty, because unlike studios who make their living on cranking out feature after feature month after month, Elegant's traditionally been a gonzo studio who usually shies away from dialogue (in favor of extended dance sequences near waterfalls and stuff). In fact, according to Elegant's press release, this is just their second feature in the past however many years, the first being either Pornstar Superheroes or Prison Girls, I guess (or maybe Let Me Suck You, because that had a pretty intricate plot).