Bibi Jones

NOW RILEY STEELE QUITS PORN? THE FUCK? - UPDATED!!!!


Hot on the heels of porn superstar BiBi Jones' exit from the adult industry comes word today that intergalactic porn sensation Riley Steele is calling it quits as well.

Clearly there is competition in the adult industry but competition to get the hell out? Who'd a thunk it?

BIBI JONES QUITS PORN! JAMES DEEN DOESN'T!

In the ever-growing tradition of people quitting stuff, it appears that Bibi Jones is leaving porn! Rough deal!

But, honestly, the fact that someone leaves porn isn't quite huge news these days. It happens every day. Sometimes twice. Heck, the average lifespan of a big-time porn starlet's career seems to be somewhere around six to eight months at present, and that figure's getting thinner and thinner all the time. So, getting into the whys and hows of a starlet leaving the industry is becoming a increasingly tedious exercise from one day to the next, and asking those questions seems irrelevant.

BIBI JONES, WHY PEOPLE HATIN' ON YOU?

I gotta tell ya, now it seems like there's a beef every other day. That's not a bad thing, especially when we've assigned ourselves as professional beef Watchers or it's a beef about towels and po or who's gonna beat up who. But when the beef seems to be genuinely beefy, we're not sure exactly how to proceed.

Case in point, the alleged beef between new Digital Playground contract star Bibi Jones and...well, everyone.

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