Sex

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KRISTEN STEWART!


Last night I sat thru the cinematic horror that is Snow White and the Huntsman. It's a somewhat darker telling of the Snow White fairytale starring Thor and this woman who's gotten rather positive reviews for her terrible acting in this disastrous movie and this other disastrous movie. To be honest, I watched about three quarters of the movie before I just turned on my laptop and browsed eBay for antique drawer pulls. However, whether I watched the movie or not doesn't change the fact that I want to have sex with Kristen Stewart.

ANAL, VAGINAL, ORAL


Well the heat has abated slightly here in Philadelphia. Don't worry, it's still 86 degrees in our office, but getting up from our desks today and heading outside does provide some relief so our brains are functioning (slightly) once again.

And while there's not a whole lot of porn related news out there worthy of our attention (sorry Cal/OSHA, Weiner, et al) we did find ourselves pondering a sexually oriented question yesterday while in a dehydrated, semi-conscious state.

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