In a stunning move that no one saw coming, 2012 AVN Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee has been fired from the pornographic film industry by none other than 2012 AVN Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee! We knew the two were at odds, but this move came out of nowhere!

It's been a few months since James Deen was named Time Magazine's Person of the Year, so I think it's safe to say that his star's most likely fading by now. His status as love-goal of all women old and young has most likely now been usurped by the guy who played Thor or one of those kids from One Direction. He'll soon be in his thirties, trying to make his way through life as an average man with an average penis (they shrink significantly at age 31), with no particular hopes and dreams to occupy his consciousness as he waits for the eternal black cocoon that is death.

I'm going to go out on a limb here. I don't think anyone else but Brooklyn Lee deserved to win the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet. There, I said it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of all of the performers who were nominated in this category. But the fact of the matter is, Brooklyn played a killer role in our Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody, scored us this sick ass photo of the original nerds loving her AND us, did this boss ass interview for our site and she's a wonderful performer and person. Having said that, I think it's pretty goddamn obvious why she won.

Hey, remember a week or two ago when we unleashed the bitch-ass magnificent trailer for our upcoming parodopus (parody + opus), The Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody? Well, you can go ahead and forget the fuck about that one, because the trailer we're unleashing today is gonna knock it's fuckin' block off!

It’s time for you people to get to know Brooklyn Lee. She’s got a righteous body (especially in the boobal areas), she fucks like a goddamned champ (especially in the ass-like areas) and most importantly, she gets did by both Marco Banderas and Dane Cross in the upcoming Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody (which I don’t believe we’ve spoken about on this site as of yet).