Alright, fuckaz. Here comes the second installment of POPPORN's boozed-up dance party at National Mechanics, and while part one was a spectacle to behold, part two clearly makes part one look like a pile of shit with piss inside it, and maybe some boogs or something on top of it.

Okay. Let's say that Alektra Blue, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Courtney Cummz, Ashlynn Brooke and Jack Napier all humbled themselves enough to spend their Saturday night partying with POPPORN's resident scumbags. Can you guess which one of them ended up pissing on the wall?

So, how was everyone's Fourth of July? Ours was awesome. While the rest of you were out there pledging your allegiance to a nation that has some kind of ridiculous objection with images about sexual poo-poo, we were hard at work splicing together primo footage of gorgeous chicks taking their clothes off and frolicking around a crowded nightclub while our resident scumbag emeritus, Spock BUCKTON, spread his truth like a virus.

We've been talking about our bitchin' rad weekend with porn stars for what feels like a billion years now, and who can fucking blame us? Don't answer that question, motherfuckers, or we won't share our plethora of video treasures that we captured over the course of said bitchin' rad weekend. Speaking of which, the plethora of video treasures begins now!

We had a great idea. We thought we'd go out to one of the classier local boozin' joints and play a few rounds of kinky quizzo. You know, that bar game where somebody asks inane questions about screwin' and everybody shouts their answers while boozin' up and whatnot?

Lord, we had one hell of a time waking BUCKTON up for his interview with Katsuni. His mother's come down with ten or twelve really bad illnesses that we can't pronounce in recent weeks, leaving BUCKTON responsible for not only securing all the medicine she needs to stay alive, but also for stealing and "testing" them.

Do you ever wonder where the ladies at your local gentlemen's club stand on today's important issues? You know, shit like LOST, Battlestar Galactica or beave hair? We do, too, so we sent our superstar scumbag, Sergeant Spock BUCKTON to get the dirt.

So, as we've said, Spock didn't get any fuckin' action at the big fuckin' party last week. That's a drag, an injustice and an act of cruelty than only the fiercest of facejobs could rectify. But it makes you wonder...if BUCKTON wasn't getting face in the bathroom, what was he getting? He was getting fuckin' primo party footage, that's what!