I’m on set of Nate Liquor’s new porn movie, Trophy Wives. Today Mckenzee Miles and Mark Wood are fucking as well as Juelz Ventura and John Strong. Right now I’m in the other room being creepy and jerking off to the strange noises coming from the living room...and writing this blog of course! I bet you guys didn’t know how excellent I am at multi-tasking. Next thing I’m going to do is blow someone while peeling a banana with my feet.
Continuing to deprive the viewing public of being able to mock his midget-penis, attorneys for Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me, are seeking even more protection against the release of a sex tape he made with his full-sized ex girlfriend.