Britain's News of the World has its panties in a bunch over the "lesbian porn shame" of new Wonderbra model Katie Green.

1) It's unclear whether there is any lesbian porn other than a few nudie stills with two buxom lasses.

2) There's no shame in lesbian porn. Some, in fact, would call it an honor.

A new book about Franz Kafka goes into some detail about the noted writer's porn stash. Author James Hawes says on ShortNews.com, "These are not naughty postcards from the beach. They are undoubtedly porn, pure and simple. Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action..It's quite unpleasant."

If you're in Canada and looking to shoot some outdoor porn, a popular place seems to be the Vimy Ridge Memorial near Arras. The somewhat phallic Memorial commemorates the loss of 60,000 Canadians during WWI and recently commemorated the cinematic lust of a French couple, who were charged with exhibitionism and fined about $800 each.

Channel 6 in Central Florida reported that a 14-year-old boy broke into Palm Bay home and ordered $129 worth of porn movies on the family's television, police said. According to Palm Bay police, the family found the boy watching TV when they returned home from shopping. $129? How long were they out?