At this point, it's been somewhere around ten years since we first announced that Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON would be helming a parody of the popular 2009 comedy, The Hangover. Throughout that time, we've bounced back and forth from greenlit to cancelled, from exuberantly excited to dismally fatigued, from caring to not giving a shit and then back again.
But it's all happening now! And since a minor tidbit of inconsequential news about the mainstream sequel happened to land on the internet today, we'd like to present an all-new video clip, which happens to show you every major plot point (including the ending)!
THIS IS POPPORN'S 2000th NODE! CONGRATULATE YOURSELVES! WE DID IT, PEOPLE!
People. Are you bad-ass enough? Probably not. Chances are, you need someone to keep picking at you and encouraging you to be more bad-ass. That's where the fuckin' instigator comes in. Prepare yourselves, dicks!
Today we're pretty much shittin' our pants in excitement and anticipation of showing you, our loyal readers, the trailer to our upcoming porn flick. While we do our fair share of porn parody work and appreciate the opportunities we are given no matter how hackish they may seem, any true artist enjoys and prefers working in their own realm of creativity.
Welcome to the first video from POPPORN's new headquarters, THE WHITE ROOM. The White Room is a place apart. A place unstuck in time and space, where the usual rules of logic may not apply. It is a place of uncertainty, a place of ambuguity, and a place of fear. Or it may be a soundstage or something. Who the shit knows? But Lia Lor was there, which was nice. Unfortunately for us all (and most of all for Lia), Dane Cross and Spock BUCKTON were also there. These things happen.
While viewing today's entry, we hope that you'll take a moment to appreciate Ms. Lor's Aerosmith T-Shirt (as seen in the video). Please note that it features not the young and virile Aerosmith of legend, but rather a present-day (or at least somewhat recent) iteration of the group, including a balding Joey Kramer, a reasonably overweight Brad Whitford and a histrionic shell of what the admittedly always-histrionic Steven Tyler once was.
It ain't like it used to be. What gives?
It turned out that we hadn't quite milked every last second of Alektra Blue footage yet. So there's this!
Have a nice weekend, dicks!
As the Philadelphia weather changes from the cool comfort of spring into the mauling warmth of summer, only one though gives us pleasure: we didn't use up all of our Alektra Blue footage yet! We thought you may enjoy watching Alektra and BUCKTON take turns slapping her vagina and so forth, so we have another new video! Hooray, huzzah and all of that good stuff.
This video, I might add, was shot at Cheerleaders, which is really the only gentleman's club in Philadelphia worth even considering. Although Club Ozz was pretty boss in its day, I guess.
Hey, Alektra Blue's back on POPPORN. We're sad to say that today's video is not quite as drunk as the last time she appeared. We can only blame ourselves for that one. Surely, a few more swishes of Ouzo could have done wonders for the video. But we do what we can.
And hey, somebody else is back on POPPORN, too! Weird! Rest assured, Spock Buckton still hates you.
Today's video was shot at Cheerleaders, which is Philadelphia only worthwhile gentleman's club. Fuck you, everybody else!
Brian Street Team is dead. Killed by a falling Wurlitzer jukebox, dopped from a nearby window by some clumsy movers while Brian happened to be strutting along underneath unaware of the danger capriciously teetering above his head. Citizens rushed to his aid, but were too late as the impact of the organ crushed Street Team's body almost entirely, with the exception of his left arm, which somehow avoided impact. In his left hand was his iPhone, which is said to have been in the process of googling the historic 1981 SNL performance by the legendary punk outfit Fear, which may have caused a momentarily lapse in awareness that sadly, prevented the rising pornographic star from noticing the vintage musical novelty careening towards him.
Something weird happened. Completely by accident, we ran into Alexis Texas a few weeks ago, and she was a lot hairier than we had expected. Not in a "big bush" kind of way, because we'd honestly find that pretty enticing (and she usually sports a bit of bush as it is, so fuck it), but more of a "bearded woman" kind of vibe. That is to say, she's sporting a full beard at the moment. Sort of goofy.
Anyway, we caught a new vid with the newly-hirsute Alexis. Enjoy, you fuckin' scumbags.
Many moons ago, before actually having met the charming young woman, we had just naturally assumed that Shyla Stylez was one of those women with a deep, throaty, perhaps even smoky voice. Probably because we so often see her grimacing in what appears to be a pleasurable pain while she's getting totally fucked in porno movies. But as it turns out, she's got a rather bubbly, some would even say cherubic voice. It was a pleasant surprise. Not quite as pleasant as getting to view her massive fucking juggs in person, but pleasant nonetheless.
Anywhut, BUCKTON grooved out with Madame Stylez (which I always preferred to pronounce "Sty-lezz") alittle while back at one of them Exxxotica shindigs, And we taped it!
Hey, we still haven't used up all of our footage from the AEE Expo that happened way the fuck back in January! Rough shits! We'll get through all of it eventually. We've been fuckin busy, okay?
Anyfuckinway, today's video stars Adrenalynn, who you might remember as being that one lady who has that tattoo on her butthole! Also, she does porn! And she's really friendly!
Hey, it ain't everyday that we get to interview AVN's Best New Starlet for our site! I mean, it probably happens once a year or so, because once we interview them once, we probably won't get them on camera again, at least for a little while. You know, we need some variety, and there's only one new best new starlet each year. But whatever, that ain't the point, you dickheads. The point is, we grooved out with Gracie Glam! And it was awesome!
Listen. Belladonna doesn't fuck anybody who doesn't have a current test. So don't expect to see any hot BUCKTON-on-Bella action during the course of this video. Because due to the ever-relevant health regulations in the industry, such a thing won't happen until BUCKTON makes his way over to AIM (unless they shut that place down again, I can't remember).
There we were, sneaking up to the roof to play dice, listen to Aerosmith and huff glue, and who should we find waiting for us, but Bluebird Films contract star Dylan Ryder! What the fuck?