Brian Street Team is dead. Killed by a falling Wurlitzer jukebox, dopped from a nearby window by some clumsy movers while Brian happened to be strutting along underneath unaware of the danger capriciously teetering above his head. Citizens rushed to his aid, but were too late as the impact of the organ crushed Street Team's body almost entirely, with the exception of his left arm, which somehow avoided impact. In his left hand was his iPhone, which is said to have been in the process of googling the historic 1981 SNL performance by the legendary punk outfit Fear, which may have caused a momentarily lapse in awareness that sadly, prevented the rising pornographic star from noticing the vintage musical novelty careening towards him.

Something weird happened. Completely by accident, we ran into Alexis Texas a few weeks ago, and she was a lot hairier than we had expected. Not in a "big bush" kind of way, because we'd honestly find that pretty enticing (and she usually sports a bit of bush as it is, so fuck it), but more of a "bearded woman" kind of vibe. That is to say, she's sporting a full beard at the moment. Sort of goofy.

Anyway, we caught a new vid with the newly-hirsute Alexis. Enjoy, you fuckin' scumbags.

Many moons ago, before actually having met the charming young woman, we had just naturally assumed that Shyla Stylez was one of those women with a deep, throaty, perhaps even smoky voice. Probably because we so often see her grimacing in what appears to be a pleasurable pain while she's getting totally fucked in porno movies. But as it turns out, she's got a rather bubbly, some would even say cherubic voice. It was a pleasant surprise. Not quite as pleasant as getting to view her massive fucking juggs in person, but pleasant nonetheless.

Anywhut, BUCKTON grooved out with Madame Stylez (which I always preferred to pronounce "Sty-lezz") alittle while back at one of them Exxxotica shindigs, And we taped it!

Hey, lookit that! We got an interview with the one and only Phil Varone, celebrity rehab aficionado and drummer of Saigon Kick and Prunella Scales, not to mention a little known rock and roll outfit called Skid Row! In addition to his rock and roll chops, he's also been known to fuck chicks form time to time, and to tape it! And to have it sold by Vivid, the national leader in celebrity sex tapes!

Hey, we still haven't used up all of our footage from the AEE Expo that happened way the fuck back in January! Rough shits! We'll get through all of it eventually. We've been fuckin busy, okay?

Anyfuckinway, today's video stars Adrenalynn, who you might remember as being that one lady who has that tattoo on her butthole! Also, she does porn! And she's really friendly!

Hey, it ain't everyday that we get to interview AVN's Best New Starlet for our site! I mean, it probably happens once a year or so, because once we interview them once, we probably won't get them on camera again, at least for a little while. You know, we need some variety, and there's only one new best new starlet each year. But whatever, that ain't the point, you dickheads. The point is, we grooved out with Gracie Glam! And it was awesome!

Listen. Belladonna doesn't fuck anybody who doesn't have a current test. So don't expect to see any hot BUCKTON-on-Bella action during the course of this video. Because due to the ever-relevant health regulations in the industry, such a thing won't happen until BUCKTON makes his way over to AIM (unless they shut that place down again, I can't remember).

There we were, sneaking up to the roof to play dice, listen to Aerosmith and huff glue, and who should we find waiting for us, but Bluebird Films contract star Dylan Ryder! What the fuck?

Hey, motherfuckers. While grooving out in California (and shooting our mega-epic Man vs. Pussy movie, which you should be buying), BUCKTON was lucky enough to spend the morning with Asa Akira, who you may know from that movie where she gets all insatiablized and does it with a bunch of guys at once. These two legends, Asa and BUCKTON, spent the morning exercising, gorging themselves on eggs benedict, watching season five of Kids in the Hall, and then eventually settling down for an interview.

Unfortunately, we missed all but the interview. Still, enjoy!

So, if you recall, we spent a little bit of time at the Miami porno expo a few weeks back. Some of the time was spent working. Some of it was spent sloppin' sexual innuendo back and forth with Isis Taylor. And hey, at least five minutes of it was spent talking to big-time porno superstar Kagney Linn Karter!

Did you know that we enjoy booze, here at POPPORN? We've spent many a night knockin' back one after another until we're too deebed down to stand. And it's not uncommon for us to let the cameras roll while we're hammered. Which is why it's a welcome change when we happen to interview somebody who somehow got drunker than us. Case in point, the always-adorable Isis Taylor.

A few things about Katie St. Ives that may or may not be true:

Katie St. Ives has an unreadable (and indecipherable) tattoo on her back. Katie St. Ives owns a chickenshit-encrusted trailer. Katie St. Ives enjoys watching dogs fuck. Katie St. Ives naps every day around 2:00. Katie St. Ives refuses to rap with BUCKTON. Katie St. Ives has killer tits. Seriously killer tits.

If any of you dicks have been paying any attention to this site at all over the past 3 years, you KNOW that we love to party. You see, we're kinda old dudes - most of us are close to or past the bad side of our 30s, but our penchant for partying has only improved with age. You know, like a fine wine? Speaking of wine, where the hell is that kid with my box of wine??

We're not totally sure, but it seems like Lexi Belle still sort of likes us a little bit. Despite the yawning, watch-checking, groaning and complaining you'll find in today's video, there's still just the tiniest spark in Lexi Belle's eyes, confirming our suspicions: Lexi Belle isn't entirely fed up with us yet. We think if she gives it enough time, she'll eventually fall out of favor with us, as so many have done before. But for the time being, we're happy that she acquiesced to another POPPORN interview.

What up, ya buncha dick-ass tricksta motherfuckers? Enjoying your day? I sure hope so, because I want you to be in the right frame of mind when you feast your eyes upon today's video, starring non other than POPPORN's newest girlfriend (I think, it's hard to keep track anymore), Lily LaBeau!