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VIDEO: WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO US...AND TO YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU


Well, it's just about that time, folks. Old Santo Clause is packing up his sled with all the meth, beave and cognac he can carry (assuming he got our lists) and we're all upping our rum-to-nog ratio to make sure we're nice and hammered for the upcoming holiday. We should mention that POPPORN will be taking the rest of the week to acquire and then heal from a few drunken injuries (which we'll most likely get while trying to steal a Wii from an adolescent), and we'll be back on Monday with more of the sometimes-true, always-relevant news/boobs/insults that you've come to rely on.

Until then, there's not gonna be a creature stirring around here. Except BUCKTON, Bangs, and the always lovely and enthralling Jessie Lee.

STEVIE HART: I JUST MOVED HERE FOR THE WEATHER


You’ve probably never heard of Stevie Hart, but don’t worry, you will.

Stevie’s pretty new to the adult business. Actually very, very new. As in, she shot her very first scene last week. When we say last week, we mean like, last Saturday. Fuck, what did you do with your Saturday you prude?

MEGAN MURRAY WILL EMBALM A CORPSE BUT WON'T DO ANAL! OR WILL SHE? - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS


Newcomer Megan Murray is somewhat of an anomaly in the porn world. She's "anti-tattoo, anti-piercing," and says she doesn't do drugs and doesn't want any plastic surgery.

VIDEO: S. BUCKTON GROOVES OUT WITH JANE LYNCH


Before we get to all the dirty, filthy, and frankly quite disgusting footage BUCKTON brought back from the west coast with him, we thought we ought to show you one of the few videos we've got tucked up our sleeves that aren't involved with porno.

Yeah, it's true. This movie's got nothing to do with porno. Nothing at all. but is is pretty motherfucking funny nonetheless. Besides, we've got such an onslaught of porno industry behind-the-scenes shenanigans coming your way in the coming weeks it's gonna make your nutsack explode with excitement. Or jizz, if you're easily aroused.

And come to think of it, there is a bit of talk about pubic hair in this video, too.

IF RYAN KEELY WANTS TO FUCK YOU, SHE'S DAMN WELL GONNA FUCK YOU! - BY JOEY NICKELS

"It doesn't look like I'm going to take dick on film," says Ryan Keely, kind of breaking our heart a little. The Seattle native, who used to work under the name Maria Menendez is "a bit of a control freak," and would want a contract in order to fuck guys on film, but feels that at 24 she's already too old to get one.

Psst. Ryan, if we had any money at all, we'd totally contract you up!

DESI FOXX OBSERVES TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK ON A HARD COCK DAY - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

We're not sure that a mother and daughter should even be referring to "each other's pink," but porn MILF Desi Foxx assures that she and daughter Elli wouldn't be seeing that as they prepared to shoot a scene together for Naughty America.

EVEN HER COLLEGE PROFESSORS TELL JOANNA THEY WANT TO FUCK HER - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

Joanna Angel is bi-coastal as well as bi-sexual. "I'm like a rock star," she says of her pads in Brooklyn and in Los Angeles. While Angel dabbled in movies by Hustler, VCA and others, her primary love is Burning Angel, the company she co-founded in 2002. "I'm not very good at being in other people's movies," Angel says, and she's glad that she calls her own shots which led her to have fans of all ages it seems.

JACK NAPIER'S PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS AND HE'S RICHER THAN YOU! FUCK YOU!

Did we mention that we are having a huge party weekend here in Philadelphia that kicks of, oh, in like 8 hours? Well, sure we have some of the biggest names in porn coming but we also have one of the classiest motherfuckers in porn appearing as well.

None other than the legendary, Jack Napier.

NEW VIVID GIRL HANNA HILTON ALREADY PLANNING HER RETIREMENT - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

Hanna Hilton, one of Vivid’s newest contract girls, says she’ll only be in porn for two more years. Hilton, 23, has recently shot “Meggan and Hanna love Manuel,” and “Red,” directed by Tera Patrick for Vivid. She just got into hardcore two months ago after posing solo on sites like her HannaHilton.com and Brazzers.com where all good girls with tig ole bitties, the natural kind, should cut their teeth. Meggan Mallone was the first girl Hanna worked with. However, Hanna's not really into chicks. “I prefer boy-girl scenes one-on-one.”

TRISTA LACE GOES FROM THE PAYROLL TO THE ASS SEX DEPARTMENT - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

Red Light District didn't have to look very far for its new BBW star. Trista Lace had worked two years in the company's accounting department and never even considered working in front of the camera before Mr. Pete asked her one day if she might want to get her big old self down and dirty.

"Mr. Pete came to me one day and mentioned he was making a Big Girl movie and wanted me to be in it... It took me about a week to say yes," Lace said.

CHRIS CANNON'S TRYING TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK - BY JOEY NICKELS

Actor Chris Cannon and starlet Mia Smiles have recently called it quits after dating for more than nine years.

"Shit happens. People grow apart," Cannon, who sounds brokenhearted, but grounded in reality, told POPPORN.COM's Joey Nickels.

ALEKTRA BLUE HOPES TO BECOME THE MERYL STREEP OF PORN! - By Joey Nickels

Alektra Blue's biggest goal with her new Wicked Pictures contract is to beef up her acting skills.

"The whole acting thing is a big step for me," Alektra told POPPORN.COM's Joey Nickels. "The fact I'm gonna have all this dialogue and I'm going to be able to pull it off. I would like to be nominated for an acting award," she said.

Alektra will be starring in nine titles per year for Wicked and will be back to working with guys other than her husband Pat Myne, a director for 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance.

COFFEE BROWN HOPES TO TAKE A LOT OF CREAM - JOEY NICKELS REPORTS

20-year-old Coffee Brown says she loves bukkake. The star of "Black Street Hookers 88" and "Gin and Juicy Asses," has been working hardcore since January. Originally from Georgia, she likes working with girls and looks forward to doing it more.

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