If an adult performer is diagnosed with HIV and you worked with her a couple weeks prior, folks will most likely choose to steer clear of you as a sexual partner. At least for a little while. You see, our natural instinct is self-preservation. Thus, choosing to avoid a person sexually who has recently come into contact with a contagious infection of any sort is only logical. That's not to say others should assume that, because of your recent proximity to that previously mentioned contagious infection, you yourself are infected but it's reasonable to expect other individuals might want to wait until a proverbial, "all clear" is issued from a reliable source.
I was supposed to write an article today about some thing called the Naughty App Store. They sent us a press release and stuff that explained their site and what it does and everything and we thought it could be useful to let our reader(s) know about it. Or at the very least it would give us something to write about, because, y'know, content is king and shit. But then one of the guys in the room next to us offered us this thing called cronuts, and everything else went out the window.
Sorry, Naughty App Shop, you can't fuck with a cronut!
There's nothing fun to be said when someone is diagnosed with HIV. So let's just say the adult performer who recently tested positive for HIV was a woman named Cameron Bay.
You've smoked some weed, downed a few bags of Doritos and added a few extra calories to that robust frame of yours. You successfully talked yourself out of suicide (again) applied for that job at Radio Shack and even thought about playing some street hockey. Sure, these are some pretty impressive accomplishments but if the lack of "likes" on your facebook page are any indication, you're on a slow decent into depression.
Seeing as Tuesdays feel like the perfect day to be patriotic regardless of whichever country your passport is issued from, Hot and Mean has the absolute best lesbian scenes on the net. In “Pass That Slut Around the Barracks”, the new cadet comes into the barracks of a special mission team of hot and presumably killer lesbians.
Let's say you enjoy masturbating to people on the internet but yet (for some unknown reason) you also like contributing money to charitable organizations. The problem you've faced in the past is that, these two activities are somewhat mutually exclusive.
Last Friday, ATMLA (which stands for Ass-To-Mouth-Less-Ass), a southern California adult talent management agency that represents some sweet lookin' bizzos and a fella named Jay Voom, reported that private personal information about some of their clients had been, "illegally removed" from their office.
You may remember this quote from a few days ago. It was written here on this very site by Brian Bangs, editor-in-chief and general scumbag. He was postulating about whether or not it's necessary, suggested or even possible to do good in this world and suggesting instead that maybe we're all just better off looking at boobs and masturbating and so forth. While it's not for any of us to judge the validity of his claims, it appears someone didn't get the fuckin' memo, as just this morning we came across a press release announcing POPPORN's ex-friend jessica drake's intentions to raise money so that she can battle AIDS.
It doesn't matter if it's Audrey Hepburn or Jennifer Lopez, Goldie Hawn or Fergie, most women register as a nuclear bomb on the radar of "blech".
Also, most charitable causes are stupid.
If this was a regular occurence for taxi drivers then I think more guys would be much more interested in becoming a cabbie. Picking up a beautiful blonde at the airport is always a good start to the day but to find out she has no money puts the brakes on. Inventive as most taxi drivers are the driver soon figures out a solution to their problem and the little blonde agrees. Shes going to pay by having sex with him.
Why you ask? Well, because I get rather odd press announcements in my inbox on a pretty regular schedule. I'm not talking about press releases from adult studios. Those press releases are often sad and depressing because of their desperate attempt to garner attention for yet another DVD that features human beings engaging in sexual intercourse.
Do you know where your girlfriend is right now? Leaving the house today she may have said something like, "I'm heading out for lunch with friends!" or something like "I'm off to yoga class!" but I seriously doubt she said "I'm going to fuck a guy to try out for a porn film".
Watching porn videos like this one must make some guys a bit paranoid. Finding out your girlfriend has been fucking pornstars on camera behind your back would surely throw any relationship into a bit of a tussle. Thankfully, this has never happened to me. Why, you ask? Because I take all the necessary precautions e.g., I installed LOJACK on my girlfriend's ankle, I refuse to allow her to use a cell phone or computer and she has to wear a chastity belt upon leaving the house.
I like video games as much as most guys do but you know things have gone too far when you play video games during sex!
Sexy brunette babe Lelu tries to get her boyfriends attention but fails as he is too addicted to video games but I know for sure that I would not have this problem. Kudos to Lelu for just fucking him anyway while he continues to play the game. How he can concentrate enough when he has a tight bald pussy riding his cock and his girlfriend wanting him to fuck her. Maybe it is me that is wrong and that this is a common occurrence in the modern house hold today? Am I mistaken? Is it ok to play computer games while your girlfriend fucks you?
Look, we're not the type to get into an argument over whether or not something is sexist. So, while folks are still trying to determine just how insulting Robin Thicke's new tune Blurred Lines is, we just wanted to point out to you that this video has boobs all over it which is fucking awesome!
Plus, the song is kinda sweet.
Plus, c'mon, dood's dad is this guy!