I know, I know. It's been a while. I've been busy with my day job, I swear! Well I'm back now with lots of pictures, so hopefully this will make it up to you all..
That's right. We've got a new column coming your way called Shitty Advice from Tom Byron. The Lord of Asses is dishing out the truths that no one else has the guts to tell, and he's doing it "Dear Abby" style. Don't say we didn't warn you, even though we didn't and we won't..
The music videos coming from Europe have gotten a bit racier lately. Starring in a video by Basshunter (who sounds oddly similar to falling down a k-hole), reports the London Sun, is Aylar Lie, a 23-year-old half-Iranian Norwegian model who once billed herself as the "Princess Diana" of Porn.
Let's decide for ourselves, shall we?
Look, we meant to post this yesterday to coincide with Stoya day, but we ran out of time. Thus, Stoya day continues and you get a real treat...
As you may recall, on May 16th, the POPPORN crew headed over to the ever-accommodating Club Risque' to interview Digital Playground contract star, Katsuni. What resulted was an amazing, in-depth and truly unique interview that included Katsuni bitching out Spock BUCKTON's ill mother and an attempt to teach Spock the rules of the pole. Both with hilarious results.
Maybe it's because I'm not really much of a diva, but the intended use of the Vibrating Diva Pleaser didn't please me. The short nub didn't reach either my clitoris or asshole, the bumpy protrusion wasn't particularly vibra-licious and trying to get that sucker in my butt was like trying to pull a 'dogs in the bathtub'.
Lord, we had one hell of a time waking BUCKTON up for his interview with Katsuni. His mother's come down with ten or twelve really bad illnesses that we can't pronounce in recent weeks, leaving BUCKTON responsible for not only securing all the medicine she needs to stay alive, but also for stealing and "testing" them.
Throughout the years, I have told many a person many a lie about my true profession, for various reasons or another. It’s rare that I do so today, but it can be better to lie in certain cases. Sometimes it was for safety, sometimes it was for the removal of a moral judgment, and sometimes it was out of sheer boredom!
The struggling Penthouse sex empire, which has moved into such classy enterprises as social networking (AdultFriendFinder.com, Bondage.com, JewishFriendFinder.com, LesbianPersonals.com and LikeMyNudePhoto.com, etc.) to make up for lost revenue in its former core business, has also purchased the Christian dating Web site, BigChurch.com.
WWE diva Ashley Massaro, who a few years back did Playboy pictorials under the name, Ryan Mackenzie, has been linked to a high-end L.A. escort service according to an article in Rolling Stone magazine.
The list of escorts on the Bella Models Agency list includes Playboy Playmates, Maxim models and porn stars who would hook up with crazy-rich dudes for up to $25,000 per night. That's just crazy.
Can't those gay porn boys just get along? Gay adult film studio Spunk Video is suing over rights to the first Michael Lucas bareback movie. It's hard to figure out what transpired, but Spunk is alleging that Lucas produced a movie which he didn't pay for so the director sold it to Spunk.
After making a couple hundred movies, taking cocks in every hole like a true champ, Violet Blue has been forced to change her name, by some weird looking, lame blogger, "sex columnist" at the San Francisco Chronicle.
Blue's now going by Noname Jane as the writer and erotic stories book editor sued our gal in federal court. Blue had essentially retired from performing, making a complicated legal battle that threatens her past materials and the rights to continue using a name she's been working with in porn since 2000, all that much more difficult to understand.
Porn director Candida Royale guest stars in a Canadian reality-based TV series, "How to Make Love to My Wife," which chronicles the (mis)adventures of TV producer Greg Lawrence, who, after 20 years of marriage to wife Kathy was told by the missus that she'd never had an orgasm.
20-year-old Coffee Brown says she loves bukkake. The star of "Black Street Hookers 88" and "Gin and Juicy Asses," has been working hardcore since January. Originally from Georgia, she likes working with girls and looks forward to doing it more.