Here's something out of jolly ol' England (perfect for the day before the 4th). Mainstream publisher Dennis Publications has launched a brand new online adult magazine brilliantly titled: R Rated Magazine.

According to the Shanghai Daily News, a Chinese man, Teng, downloading porn was surprised to see hidden camera footage of he and his wife having sex in a rural motel in Panyu, China. He complained to the police. Made news all over the country. Turns out it was a different couple. In a different motel. Speaking a different language. Yeah, but they fuck the same. The motel manager is now thinking about suing Teng for making his business look bad. Meanwhile, a sauna manager in Shanghai, tells the paper that hidden cameras are common throughout China in gyms, locker rooms, saunas and bathrooms - for fire safety and security.

Amazing, isn't it? In between our boozed-filled dance parties and drug-riddled sex parties, we scumbangers here at POPPORN still find the time to review a new porno movie. This week, we'll be putting the proverbial screws to Naughty America's My Sister's Hot Friend 12.

At POPPORN.com, we're all about perversion for profit, so it disturbs us that other would take that concept and use it for ill.

"Perversion for Profit" is also the name of an anti-pornography propaganda film which attempts to draw parallels between explicit sex and the decline of civilization. Wait, you mean it wasn't Darby Crash and The Germs?

So, we assume Mini Me doesn't want anyone to see how mini he may be.

By now you've heard that Verne Troyer, who played Dr. Evil's little sidekick in the Austin Powers movies, has filed a federal lawsuit against TMZ.com and celebrity smut peddler Kevin Blatt ("One Night in Paris"). Troyer is hoping to stop distribution of a sex tape he made with his non-little ex-girlfriend, which he says was stolen from his house.

As we have mentioned before, sometimes, attractive women like to send us photographs to show off to all of our lovely readers. While we can offer nothing of equal value in return, we certainly feel blessed by these surprises.

Today, we're pretty much thrilled because what we have here is a certified MILF from our very own backyard.

Margot stopped into a local bar to snap some shots and we're lucky as rain to be able to show them to ya!

If you're extra sweet, maybe she'll send more in the future!

To be honest there are few things I like as little as an update. It’s nothing new, it’s rarely interesting and most of all how can one be properly pissed off, even remotely fired up, by a writer, in this case me, rehashing something they’ve spoken of previously. That’s not even to mention the fact of how worthless updates are because if the reader was even the least bit interested the first time, then they should already be playing along at home.

Further proving that porn is moving ever closer to the mainstream, Director Quentin Tarantino is considering Tera Patrick for a remake of Russ Meyer's classic "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill," reports the New York Post's Page Six. We can see the resemblance between Patrick and original star Tura Satana.

Since a bunch of you douche-hounds decided to complain about the lack of zoobs in our last photo essay we figured it was about time to show you some shots of our new girlfriends without their clothes on from POPPORN's big ass party last weekend.

We at POPPORN.com have often expressed our love for all things Japanese. Now, courtesy of Time Magazine (Time Magazine?), is another reason we bow to the east.

Our new hero: Shigeo Tokuda.

Tokuda is 74 and happily married with a daughter. A few years back he had a heart attack but has recovered nicely. Retired, Tokuda works part-time, as a porn star.

Okay, we've spent about a week sifting through all the killer footage from last week's once-in-a-lifetime (for now) party weekend, and we're finally ready to start visually assaulting you with our bombastic flurries of cinematic gold.

We're kicking things off with one of those reliable BUCKTON video reviews that you've come to know and love (or hate and mock). Joining Spock to talk about her latest directorial dicksuckin' effort, Face Invaders 3, is none other than Courtney Cummz, one of the most beautiful yet filthiest ladies in the business.

Last week we told you about California Federal Judge Alex Kozinski who declared a mistrial in the porn trial of Ira Isaacs when images labeled by some as pornographic were found on the judge's own Web site.

Well, the Judge's wife has come to his defense.

Marcy Jane Tiffany, which would be a pretty good porn name in its own right, wrote on the Web site Patterico.com that her hubby, Alex, "...is not into porn - he is into funny - and sometimes funny has a sexual character."

So you can see the absolutely clearest porn possible, Digital Playground has upgraded its cameras with the 12 mega-pixel Red One assuring every porn fan that the cum shots will look more real than your own.

In Denver, Jeff and Vicki Mead had their business renting ATVs shut down by angry neighbors complaining about damage to their property. CBS4 Denver reports that in the window of their now-vacant storefront the Meads have put up a sign reading "Coming Soon! Patterson XXX Porn Gallery." Howdy neighbors!

Joanna Angel is bi-coastal as well as bi-sexual. "I'm like a rock star," she says of her pads in Brooklyn and in Los Angeles. While Angel dabbled in movies by Hustler, VCA and others, her primary love is Burning Angel, the company she co-founded in 2002. "I'm not very good at being in other people's movies," Angel says, and she's glad that she calls her own shots which led her to have fans of all ages it seems.

It is getting to the end of the month and I only have $40 in my bank account. I started to freak out a little. The problem is... I'm lazy. Very lazy. I enjoy sleeping until noon and watching TV until dinner time and lounging in a bubble bath reading magazines at night. I don't want to get a job sitting in an office all day answering phones or shilling ugly teeshirts at some store in the mall. I need a way to make a nice chunk of cash quick without being naked so I can continue to enjoy my mostly-sedentary lifestyle.