We interviewed Ryan Keely a few weeks ago and we've kind of loved her ever since. Something about the way she calls us nerds yet still loves playing Star Wars Monopoly did it for us. When Evolved Novelties hit the market and sent us pre-street samples for review, there were a couple of young ladies we thought could handle it...Ryan was certainly one of them...take it away Ryan...
It's a shame vowed to never spread her legs in this industry again, because she could soon expand her repertoire into pregnant porn, lactating and MILF movies and all that fun stuff if a report in the New York Post's Page Six is to be believed.
Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!
In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!
Take Australian John Xydias, for instance.
He wanted to be a porn star. Nothing wrong with that. Perfectly noble profession.
He even shot his own films - hey a lot of guys do it.
No, we're not done with her yet...
England's News of the World never shies away from a story with babes and boobs, so the paper must have been thrilled to learn that new Vivid star Nikki Jayne is a Brit, referring to her as a "wild Wigan lass." Sorry, we have no idea what that means.
In a lengthy interview for a "mainstream" newspaper, Nikki (real name, Samantha) reveals, "I used to go to church every Sunday and me and my friends ran a tea club for the older people. I went every week until I was in my early teens—that's when I started to discover other things in life, like boys."
Digital Sin / New Sensations contract star Ashlynn Brooke moved recently. No, we're not telling you where but needless to say, she has some free time on her hands while she gets set up. Sure, she's busy planning her take over of the free world, ala Stalin but this Sooner is a sweetheart even after a genocidal weekend. Wait, what?
Former porn star Houston is fighting a battle far greater than her 620-man gang bang in 1999's "World's Biggest Gang Bang: The Houston 620." The California native and Howard Stern favorite, who thanks to Stern ended up taking a Staten Island High Schooler to his prom and ended up having a long-term relationship with him, has been diagnosed with melanoma.
It's freakin' serious.
In the upcoming season of "Entourage," you know, the show that every shit head LA wannabe adores, rapper/actor (Lil') Bow Wow is going to play a stand-up comic but no one's going to be laughing at his steamy love scene.
"I know the girls; they're going to go crazy when they see it," he told MTV.com. "The ladies are gonna go crazy when they see (Lil') Bow Wow's first sex scene... it was with a porn star. I don't know her name. She probably watching this like, 'What? I did a scene with him, and he doesn't remember my name?' Nah, I don't remember her name, but she was bad though. She was baaaaad!"
Okay, no offense to anybody who we've had on any of our previous videos, and no offense to anybody who's watching our shenanigans week after week, but seriously...if you're not Jack Napier, you ain't fuckin' shit. Jack is a nothing less than king among men, as is evident by his 12-foot penis.
Boredom. It's defined as the state of being bored; tedium; ennui. Wiki says it's an emotional state experienced during periods of lack of activities or when individuals are uninterested in the activities surrounding them. Sure, I suppose we all suffer it from time to time, but the question is, how do you respond to that boredom.
It's not every day a porn blog starts an international incident. But those little monkey's over at Fleshbot did by posting a topless photo of Jess Origliasso, half of the twin sister pop duo The Vernonicas, on its site this past week.
Right after I turned 18 I started working at a porno store. The late hours worked with my school schedule and, let's face it, it was a very easy job. I was getting paid to hang out and talk about boobs all day with my friends. While our clientele were mostly drunk college students, bachelorette parties, and tourists with fanny packs, during the year I worked there I met a fair share of peculiar characters. The most common were the demanding strippers who would tear through the lingerie section and then pay for their outfits and rhinestone belly chains with huge stacks of slightly damp dollar bills.
I dreamt I saw Mary Louise Parker’s boobs last night as real as you or me…
Well maybe not as real as you or me. I saw them on a TV screen. Well maybe realer than you, you’re just some anonymous schmuck on the other side of the internets but you get my point. Metaphysical masturbation aside, there’s no denying that this season of Weeds is the hottest yet.
So, you've heard us mention that ridiculously sick party weekend of ours, right? The one with all the big-shot porno stars? The one that a lot of you were smart enough to attend, but some of you (we're lookin' at you, Dave Moves) didn't because you don't have any sense in your fucked-up skulls?
Well, regarding that weekend...
Talk about "Gina Lynn Interactive."
Fans looking for a brush with porn royalty may regularly see the starlet at her new store Skin, in the King of Prussia Mall, which she and Cock Doctor husband Travis Knight just opened. Philadelphia Flyers bruiser Riley Cote was at the grand opening of the clothing store full of punk gear and accessories.