Don't get us wrong. We're not wondering what Kagney Linn Karter is up to because YouTube videos of dog's poo'in remind us of Kagney. It's just that we are bored today, so while looking at videos of dog's poo'in on YouTube we got to wondering what Kagney Linn Karter is up to.

Did she die?

Since Sasha Grey left the adult business (and slightly before), it seemed as though she was dead set on becoming a serious artist of one sort or another. She made that one art house movie, she released her not-really-pornographic coffee table book, she participated in some weird cyberpunk thing, she promoted controversial literacy among children...the list goes on. Sasha was well on her way to becoming one of those indecipherable titans of culture, an artist. Or, barring that, at least a raconteur of some sort.

But it looks like she's now given up on art as well, as her recent facebook status has asked her fans to back a new film from director and all-around dork Zach Braff!

Had you been unlucky enough to end up in Atlantic City, New Jersey last weekend you would have successfully avoided Super Storm Sandy (it hit 6 months ago!) but would have found yourself smack dab in the middle of another shit storm.

Last weekend, Exxxotica hit the Jersey shore!

When you have a sex scene simply titled Go Fuck Yourself it certainly has everything there for you to be curious about its contents. When it features porno hotties Audrey Bitoni and sexy starlet Raven Bay being plowed through like a farmer tiling his field by the one and only Johnny Sins, it certainly merits some watching and stroking.

Hey dickholes! We have news from our dipshit buddies at TLA RAW!

Remember a little while back, when we told you about how TLA RAW was having their annual awards, and that you had better get your degenerate asses in gear and start casting votes, or else the truly deserving porn makers of 2012 would go un-celebrated, and all would then be lost? Well, we're hoping you heeded our warnings and voted, because if you didn't you missed you fucking chance! Nice work, Einstein!

AVN Hall of Fame Director Mike Quasar can now check off "Genius", "Inventor" and "Inventi-genius" (next to pornographer, artisinal drummer and alcoholic) on his next job resume because he's done the impossible. He's figured out a way to document and (more importantly) publish thoughts on the internet. It's called simply, "blogging".

James Deen doesn't love you. He loves your money. James Deen doesn't want to have sex with you unless he's getting paid for it and James Deen certainly doesn't want to know you unless your name is Benjamin. This may be a hard reality to come to terms with if you're a Deenager, but if you're the type of person who needs a handsome, well-endowed fella to fill a position on any sort of film production (whether or not semen is required on command) well, this might be information that you find very interesting.

Besides their up-to-the-minute adult industry news, AVN is occasionally in the business of publishing extremely long-winded articles about all types of stuff that we find to be moderately to barely interesting. We skim these articles with as much attention to detail as we might say, review the consistency and color of our morning bowel movement.

As the title of this article says, there's a slim possibility that Jenna Jameson's planning a return to porn. Of course, there's been nothing in the news to suggest that she'll be coming back, nor have we heard any industry gossip or anything. So the possibility of Jenna returning is slim. And we mean, like, really, really slim. Slim to the point that we're almost 100% sure that it won't happen. But technically, we're not liars when we say that "maybe" she's returning. But she's probably not. Because, you know, she said she was totes for sure done with porno a while back. And it seemed like she meant it, at least the last time.

But we do know that she beat the fuck out of somebody last weekend!

Sometimes you let the news work for you, ya know? Case in point, the title to this article. I lifted it directly from an article available over here. I mean, c'mon. It's got drama, pizazz and a whole lot of chutzpah!

It also clearly states an already well established fact. In this instance, that women like men with bigger wangs. More importantly, it explains that science has now proven it.

In some rather not-so-shocking news, adult industry heart-throb James Deen has apparently bedded down a reality television personality. Sadly, this sexual romp was not with POPPORN backer Donald Trump or leftist/socialist icon Ariana Huffington. No, Deen's sex-counter was with Farrah Abraham, star of MTV's lackluster "Teen Mom" porn series.

Always know when to say when.

It's an important rule of life, one too often ignored. If more human beings had the ability to practice moderation and self-discipline, we'd see our civilization evolve overnight. Alcoholism and drug abuse would be a thing of the past. North Koreans would stop asking for food that's obviously better used among the nation's totally reasonable leaders. Our nation's unhealthy obsession with sports and nachos would fade away, in favor of a new healthy zeal for violence and deliciousness. A utopia would follow, if only our people could pull their heads out of their rectums and say to themselves "Okay. That's enough".

Case in point: legendary porn auteur Jules Jordan, who, after having his jaw broken last weekend between Alexis Texas and Jayden Jaymes' asses (see photo), has proclaimed that he is absolutely, 100% finished with anal-themed porn.

In what can only be called a bid to "stuff-it-in-the-face" of all other adult awards shows, AVN has decided to announce the hosts of their "upcoming" 2014 AVN Awards show ten months in advance!

IN YOUR FACE OTHER ADULT AWARD SHOWS!

It will go down in the annals of history (and the anals of pornography) that Kimberly Kane's got what it takes. There's no need to define "it" or explain "what". It's simply become common fuckin' knowledge.

In a shocking move that electrifed both fans and industry folk alike, longtime Elegant Angel mainstay William H. has announced that he's leaving the studio in favor of a new post at Jules Jordan Video, where he's slated to produce one new film each month under a variety of niches.

In an even more shocking move, as he left the Elegant Angel offices late last night, William H. reportedly murdered twelve people with a variety of weapons, including (but not limited to) guns, knives, baseball bats with nails in them, a claw hammer and a heavy-duty plumber's wrench.