NEW THIS WEEK: THIS AIN'T GILLIGAN'S ISLAND XXX

Man...enough with the goddamn spoofin'!

We keep waiting and waiting for these spooftastic spoof-outs to get good, but man...if This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX is any indication, the spoofin-genre is just gonna get worse and worse as time goes on. Unless some fucker takes our advice and grooves an ALF spoof out of their fuckin' asses. What's the fuckin' deal? You fuckers afraid of ALF or something?

Anyway, BUCKTON's joined today by Susan, who you last saw in our Cockasian review from a few weeks back. We asked you mothershitters to come up with a good pseudonym for her, and after lots of careful consideration, we're all settling on...(ahem)...Susan.

You fuckers can't come up with anything good, can you?

Anyway, this movie sucked ass-flavored-dick, but you should buy it and see for yourself.


THIS AIN'T GILLIGAN'S ISLAND XXX