Oh, long is the road to a masterpiece.

As you know, we're hard at work on what will be our first ever adult film. It stars serious fuck-makers like Gianna, Lexi Belle, Tori Black, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr and a whole slew of other folks. We completed our first edit a week or so ago and submitted it to our pals over at Zero Tolerance. They're the studio that's putting this sucker out, ya heard?

After a thorough going over they discovered all of our subliminal messages that (we thought) MEAT BALL had successfully buried in the scenes. You know, things like, "GIVE US MORE MONEY", "BUY US THIS SWEET GALACTUS BUST" and so on, so we had to make a few minor adjustments. Sadly, the amputee-my little pony-salt and vinegar chips scene had to be nixed as well, but we're hoping that will see the light of day in the future.

Anywhoo, what we can say for sure, is that we have ourselves a title! That's right, and here it is:

POPPORN'S GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK

Kind of gets the point across, don't you think? We should have a release date for you soon so that you can run to your local porno shop to demand they order 300 copies for you to purchase. We promise that this film will change the universe of fuck making forever. You will want back-up copies for your children. It's like Cobain.

In the meantime, enjoy this new trailer from our film. This scene is a teaser piece starring Kimberly Kane and John Strong...get at it!