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VIDEO: BOWLING WITH THE STARS
Something you may or may not know about the POPPORN crew: we never, never travel anywhere without a camera. There's just too much goddamn gold going on the world to risk missing even a minute of it. So when a bunch of A-list pornographers take us out for a relaxing night on the town, you know we're gonna be weazing as much footage of them as we can. Whether they like it or not?
What else would you expect from people that still use the term "weazing" in this day and age?
Anyway, while we were partying in Vegas a few months back, we hit the bowling alley for a night of good groovin' with jessica drake, Ashlynn Brooke, Courtney Cummz and a whole slew of other smutsters, and while it's not the usual barrel-of-laughs escapade that you've come to expect from our crew, it gives you a little glimpse of what these folks are like when they're not mashing their private parts together.
And there's a part at the end where a bunch of space-terrorists from the future attack. The camera got broken during that part, but we still have good audio footage of it. Like Grizzly Man.
STRIP BOWLING (Starring no one from this video)
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Zzzzzzz. You guys hang out
Zzzzzzz.
You guys hang out w/ old whores.
Put some Andy San Dimas up in this fucking place.
Come on.
You spelled Zazz wrong!
And FYI, all these "whores" as you so fuckingly put it are younger than us you prick.
Dude, they're whores. What
Dude, they're whores. What the fuck else am I supposed to call them? They get paid to fuck men. That's a whore. That's what a whore does. And don't tell me that they are not whores because they only fuck who they want, because they don't. Sounds like you've been hanging around whores too much if you're starting to buy that line. Strangely enough, the only porn star I have heard refer to herself as a whore is Deena Daniels, which is weird, because then she said that she has been getting in trouble for fucking people w/ out getting paid. So there you go. An honest whore isn't a whore at all. And if anyone was ever fit to be called a whore it's fucking Ashlynn Brooke. A great whore, though. One of the best. Too bad she doesn't understand that yet. What, you think she's going to go on to have a career as a lawyer? Get a clue, beardo. And don't ever shave your beard, dude. I've seen you w/ out it and you are definitely creepy looking.
Uh-oh,
I just got tears in my coffee. But fret not, I'm totally gonna pay your whore mom to come over and jerk me off using my tears as lube and she's bringing your baby pictures over for me to shoot my cum on.
Sorry, but my mom is a
Sorry, but my mom is a mudshark and only fucks black men. And I had really bad baby acne, so if you don't mind that, you are more than welcome to stroke yourself to pictures of me. I can even send you this one picture where I'm like lying down in the hallway, with my ass towards the camera, and I'm kind of looking back with a very sensual come hither grin. I'm sure my dad took that picture. He had a thing about doing me from behind. And Ashlynn Brooke is soooooo April 2009. It's May, motherfucker, and May means Lindsay Kay. Besides, jacking off to Lindsay Kay is much more satisfying than doing it to Ashlynn, and I'm sure it's the same when it comes to actually fucking her. You ever really watch and listen to the porn star guys when they fuck Lindsay Kay? I think I heard Michael Stefano whisper that he loved her during one scene. You ever see Scott Nails fuck Lindsay Kay? You hear him during his cumshot? Never heard a porn guy sound like that during a cumshot. Sounds like he was giving birth. Wait, that's not true. Randy Spears sounded like he ripped one of his vocal chords when he came in Ashley Blue's mouth. Good shit. Not as good as bowling with a bunch of whores, but it'll have to do for a douchebag like me. You hipsters can take the whores bowling all you want. I'm going to stay here in my room with my weed and my xvideo faves.
You misspelled a shit ton of words there buddy
Lemme fix that comment for you....
Sorry, but my mom is at a Mogwai show and only fucks BUCKTON. And I had really bad baby AIDS, so if you don't mind that, you are more than welcome to stroke yourself to pictures of me. I can even send you this one picture where I'm like lying down in the hallway, with my AIDS towards the camera, and I'm kind of looking back with a very sensual come hither grin. I'm sure my dad took that picture. He had a thing about giving me AIDS from behind. And Ashlynn Brooke is soooooo not a whore. It's May, motherfucker, and May means time for my next shot of AZT. Besides, jacking off to Lindsay Kay is much more satisfying than getting blown by my daddy, and I'm sure it's the same when it comes to actually fucking her. You ever really watch and listen to my daddy when he fucks me? I think I heard Michael Stefano whisper that he loved the fact that my particular strain of AIDS is double deadly to her during one scene. You ever see Scott Nails fuck Lindsay Kay? You hear him during his cumshot? Never heard a porn guy sound like that during a cumshot. Sounds like he was giving birth. Wait, that's not true. Randy Spears sounded like he ripped one of his vocal chords when he came in Ashley Blue's mouth. Good shit. Not as good as bowling with a bunch of whores, but it'll have to do for a douchebag with face AIDS like me. You handsome gentelmen can take the actresses bowling all you want. I'm going to stay here in my room with my weed and my AIDS-ridden Barney blankey.
Damn, anonymous - this guy
Damn, anonymous - this guy fucked you DOWN like cancer!
Shit, Spock, did you have
Shit, Spock, did you have sex with a tranny again? Don't worry so much about whether or not you finally caught something. Unless he/she was from Brazil. In that case, I would worry. A small tip to go with your other one: in order to rid the mind of repetitive ideas and thoughts brought about by self-destructive behavior, spring for a Budhha machine. They only cost 20 bucks. I know, I know, that's a lot for you, and it's probably what you spent on the tranny, but if you need me to spot you I can.
this is a no-win situation
First you get called a beardo, then he tells you you look like a creep if you shave the beard. Anonymous has boxed you in with insults.
And sure they fuck for money, and maybe that is the definition of a whore, but why you gotta be rude about it?
Anonymous, why don't you switch to the personality that has nothing but love for Ashlynn Brooke? I don't like you like this.
Bro, you just gave every
Bro, you just gave every anonymous in the world a bad name.
GLUNZ OUT!
in response to your original comment...
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
lights
hey, next time you take a vid of ashlynn, bring some fucking lights, i mean WTF !!!
Fuck you anonymous.
Considering that it's illegal to even shoot videos in Vegas Casinos, we had to be as low key as possible. Also, maybe your computer just sucks dick. Shit looks fine to me.
internet rules
illegal this and illegal that, like you haven't done illegal shit before. internet rules as pertaining to ashlynn brooke must always be followed! one of the rules is that she must always have proper lighting, i mean really, do you go to the Louvre and turn the lights out when you get there, i think not. another rule is, never, ever, mistake Ashlynn for either Bree or Alexis. if you do not know the difference, you shouldn't be watching porn. BTW, the scene with Ashlynn and Alexis in the Office, fuck yeah, FTW.
He's right
If you aren't going to break the law you might as well just shut down this whole site right now. I'm beginning to think you don't even do meth in the copious quantities you claim.
OK fuckers, how's this excuse for you...
we don't even have any lights! And, I'm not sure what copious means but I'm pretty sure what you're doing is entrapment.
lol
lol, thanks for making me laugh almost every single day.
I like to use the louve in
I like to use the louve in privacy and totaly dark. I dont wana se my poop ever!
Awwwww
I liked Courtney's tits like they were. Oh well.