A little while back, POPPORN.com sent MEAT BALL on a quest. While it's a no-brainer that everyone out there would love to get intimate with (translation: fuck the living hell out of) the best and brightest superstars of sexual cinema, we often wondered who they'd like to hop into the sack with for a round of quality fuckin'. So we asked them to describe their perfect sexual being, piece by piece. Like a Frankenstein monster. A Frankenstein monster who really loves to screw.

The results surprised, amazed and sometimes sickened us. Watch the movie and then come back and take the quiz:

1) Kirsten Price would like her sex monster to have a penis not unlike:
a) Tommy Gunn
b) A field mouse
c) The Elephant Man
d) None of the above.

2) Bree Olson just wants a good set of ________ to smack her in the ass while her pussy gets fucked.
a) Hands
b) Paddles
c) Balls
d) All of the above.

3) Belladonna is:
a) Unbelievably gorgeous.
b) Unbelievably beautiful.
c) Unbelievably friendly.
d) All of the above.

4) Ashlynn Brooke claims ownership of:
a) The greatest nipples in the adult industry.
b) Tommy Gunn’s cock.
c) A guy’s jacket.
d) The nation’s leading formula for oil-based lubricants.

5) _______ enjoys Steven Spielberg’s face, sexually speaking:
a) Kirsten Price
b) Carmen Luvana
c) Randy Spears
d) Ashlynn Brooke

(Answers: 1) Both B and C. She can’t make up her mind. 2) Probably D, but she definitely said A. 3) Though the true answer is D, we have to say C, because she let a few idiots like us waste a half hour of her time. 4) B. 5) C.)

POPPORN.com BONUS ACTIVITY: Steal our idea and make your own sex monster! We'll even recommend a few choice components:

BELLADONNA’S EXTREME PUSSY AND ASS

KIRSTEN PRICE’S PUSSY AND ASS

CARMEN LUVANA’S MISSIONARY PUSSY AND ASS