Fuck, has it been a whole week already? We've been so goddamn immersed in last week's new release that we nearly forgot to tell you all about this week's number one pick for your raging smut-loving hard-on.

This week's pick is a truly breathtaking piece of modern cinema entitled She Only Takes Diesel 2, directed by and starring the one and only Shane Diesel, who, while being endowed with quite possibly the largest penis on the planet, loves drinking cognac and buying houses.

Truly, this guy's cock speaks for itself, and anything we can add is better done in video form anyway (just push play, fuckaz) so why don't we shut our big fat cyber-mouths and just let you watch the fucking movie, huh?

YOU BUY IT and we'll see you next week, fuckaz.

SHE ONLY TAKES DIESEL 2