Hey, did you know that we're total winners, here at POPPORN? It's true. Think about it. Why the fuck else would Stoya keep coming back to hang out with us? Either we're total winners in every sense of the word (except the actual "award-winning" sense, of course. Thanks a fucking lot, AVN.), or Stoya just really, really needed to speak out about Kimberly Kane's recent alt-fuckery DVD, Live In My Secrets.
We're betting it's because of our winning tendencies, though.
We won't give too much away about the film, except that it's got some forks and knives going into beaves. That right there ought to be a good enough reason to check it out, wouldn't you agree? It's also "alt" as fuck. But we had some ideas on how to make it even alt-er. It involves stampedes.
(Ed. Note - Only four horses were killed during the making of this video.)
Groove on it! And buy some of Stoya's porno!

LIVE IN MY SECRETS (also known as LIVE IN MY SEACREST)

Comments
Where the fuck was i?
I am very sad that I wasn't around to shoot this review. Watching Stoya (tm) put a gag on BUCKTON is GOLD!
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
where was the Seacrest?
I think he could probably fit into Stoya's mouth.
-stank
wtf
i hate to say it, STOYA (tm) is fucking boring, you should get her drunk next time. she is more fun when she is fucked up.
maybe
*YOU* should get drunk and watch this again. Just saying.
You should've been wearing
You should've been wearing the gag. Also and you put the penis in your mouth there.
Hey...
Manners please...
- Not Fade Away
I can't possibly keep up with this genius
so I'll just say "poo poo pee pee" and also you are a rude fuckin' doucher... Not you, Bangs. The dipshit above you with all the dipshitty dipshit-isms.
What's his name?
Pussy doesn't even give his name . . .
I call for a fucking lynching!
Stoya is amazing. My fucking god, Stoya is amazing.
unless you also
start talking some incoherent but brilliant gibberish, it's very difficult to keep up versus Lord Buckton.
Personally, Stoya could be
Personally, Stoya could be knitting a sweater or reading a book and I'd think it was awesome but that's just me though...biology man, it's a motherfucker.
YEP!
I completely agree.
Nick Fury
I enjoyed your Nick Fury discussion, for the record :D What are your thoughts on Punisher?
Gotta say I haven't kept up
with Punisher in many a year although the current run is pretty boss.
Ooooh...
Always hated the character. That said, if I was offered the chance to write any Marvel character, he'd be one of my top picks.
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