IF YOU COULD AFFORD A $4K WHORE, WOULD YOU SAY, "NO THANKS, I'M ELIOT SPITZER?"

It really pisses me off that everyone is so effing surprised that some dude would spend a shit load of money on a hot prostitute.? I know, I know, that dude is the selfsame sanctimonious criminal prosecutor who loves putting people behind bars for, that’s right folks, spending a shit load of money on hot prostitutes. But so what? So he’s a two-faced hypocrite. What politician isn’t? Not to mention priests. When are we going to stop being so shocked by the fact that people like to fuck?

IT’S JUST SEX!

Why do we impose arbitrary rules of conduct on ourselves and each other? I think it’s because we’re terrified of feeling like the animals we are.

Lust is so scary because it can control us. Just look at Eliot, Governor of one of the most important states in the most powerful country in the world, but a slave to lust. He brought down the Gambinos! But dangle some pussy and he’s just like the rest of us: a hairless ape with a fat boner willing to puke all over his dignity for some satisfaction.

The problem is the in the artifice. Why can’t mainstream America own its lust? America’s sex life is as hypocritical as Eliot’s.

Love,
Soccergirl

P.S. Speaking of hypocritical politicians, does anybody care that George W. Bush probably did cocaine and is president of a country that puts people in jail for doing cocaine? How about Obama? He actually admits to doing cocaine. Shouldn’t he be in jail rather than merrily skipping along the campaign trail? I guess we’re all just happy they didn’t get caught fucking!

Comments

Is popporn planning on

Is popporn planning on providing prostitution? I am avid lover of paying for sex and i find that its better to trust your sources. if in fact you are, would it be possible to take soccergirlon a date as i think she is the most beauiftul woman i have even seen

Not yet

Sadly, while the laws are against us, POPPORN.com is not in a position to offer any sexual services in exchange for money.

(However, off the record, we'll do whatever we need to do to keep up our meth habits.)

Who is this "we" exactly?

I think I'm more in shock that Soccergirl has lumped herself in with hairless apes w/ fat boners.

Oh and I'll bet Spitzer's boner isn't fat. Otherwise he'd be getting his sex for free like a REAL democrat.

MEAT BALL IS AN APE!

Be sure of that, maybe she's just showing solidarity!

- Not Fade Away

nice to see yuo on this site

nice to see yuo on this site soccergirl, i love your podcast and yes, i love your breasts!

Wait a mintute! what the

Wait a mintute! what the fuck is wrong with cocaine? But Spitzer should really do some more shopping around next time, there's this lady who hangs out on the corner by my house and she'll totally suck you off for like 6 bucks (or whatever two bags of rock are going for that day)

Jesus...

NOTHING is wrong with cocaine...in fact, someone named cocaine just befriended us on MySpace...

- Not Fade Away