A Benedictine monk living in a 900-year-old Abbey (that's a monastary not your great aunt) in Germany was discovered to have over 200 porn films in his room after he was caught trying to steal four more from an area sex shop.

Benedictine monks are supposed to spend their time praying, spiritual reading, working, eating and sleeping. Masturbating apparently, is not on the list although we can't understand how that's possible.

Nothing good can come from a man wearing long brown robes walking into a sex shop in Germany. This I am sure of.

Speaking of the Germans, here's some of their twisted cinema...

SEX SLAVES OF THE SS

MISSBRAUCHTE UNSCHULD No, we don't understand German but this film is intense!