Hey fuckaz, it's BUCKTON here and I just got back from making the 2nd best movie ever ( this is the best movie ever.) I know a lot of fucks out there have been talking a lot of poo and spreding filthy lies about the way I "behaved" while we were out there making our first fuck flick and frankly, I couldn't give two fucks. Sure, I could fan the flames by pointing out what dickfuckers the naysayers are but I'd rather rub these photos in their faces of me getting it on with the lovely Miss Ryan Keely.

Now I don't know how many of you shits have ever been on a porn set but it's not all it's cracked up to be. I mean, these fuckers spend more time on their cell phones and talking about shit that I don't know what they're talking when what they should really be focusing on is ME! Luckily, Ryan understands that I need attention in order to make my art all that it needs to be. Some call it a muse... other's call it dry humping.

So, when things would get frustrating on the set, I would often retire to one of the rooms not being used for fucking so I could read comics in peace while the douchers on set wasted time "backing up files" (whatever the fuck that means.) One day, as I was kneedeep in Fantastic Four # 564, Ryan Keely walks in the room and notices that I'm packin one fuck of a boner which always happen when I'm looking at Sue Storm's ass. So, she starts flirting with me but BUCKTON does not do flirting... he does FUCKING. So, I did... but honestly, it had been a long time since I did the fuck... and I couldn't quite remember how to.

Now, before you cram your eyes all over these hot pics let me preface this by saying that because of the mental condition I suffer from, I am unable to understand or comprehend 4-letter words that begin with the letter "R" so before you dicks get all up in a huff about some of these pics, just know that I don't know what you're talking about.

Everybody knows, you've got to arch back... unfortunately I forgot to take "it" out.

Softly singing "Reign in Blood" melts the vagina every time.

BUCKTON doesn't kiss...

This is the first time I touched a vagina. Can you tell I'm afraid?

... and then the choking began!

13 minutes later...

14 minutes after that I noticed Mick Blue masturbating from around the corner... thus, my threatening "Get the fuck out of this room before I choke your ass out next" look.

Isn't smacking a bagina with your belt considered foreplay?

Ladies and gentlemen... we've got premature ejaculation!

Bangs would later tell me that I put the wrong thing in her mouth. Who knew?

This is the exact moment we realized someone was taking photos.

... and, we've got penetration... and a second premature ejaculation.