Here's what we know about LuLu Lickem...

She lives in the midwest in or around Chicago. We're not entirely sure as she pretty much refuses to give us any personal details. She contacted us several months ago asking if she could review sex toys for us since she rarely went out and has had a difficult time finding any man that can, "satisfy" her sexual needs. When we asked if the reason she has had such bad luck scatching that itch is because she rarely went out, she became agitated and we didn't hear from her for a few weeks.

Not wanting to spoil a good reviewer, we quickly bundled up some items and shipped them to her PO Box. A few days later the reviews started coming in. When we requested a photo and bio, we received this photo and an email that simply read, "You wanna lick it?"

We love our job.

We certainly encourage you to contact our girl and see if you can get anything more out of her: lululickem [at] gmail.com