I love me some baby dramz! So when Nadya Suleman, mother of six of Whittier, CA gave birth to octuplets in January I was all over that shit. As each day passed after the 33 year old gave birth to the 8 babies at once more info was released about just how fucking crazy this woman is. First, she’s a single parent. Second, she’s unemployed. Third, she lives with her parents, whose house is now facing foreclosure. And fourth, she had all of her children (ranging in the age from 7 to those 8 newborns) via In vitro Fertilization (think turkey baster). But it get’s even better. As we said, Nadya doesn’t have a job, is $50,000 in the hole all ready thanks to student loans and is pretty much on welfare. It also looks like she had some fucked up plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie. And she’s admitted to not getting fucked in 8 years! Let me repeat this, she has not been fucked in 8 years!
Well now Angie…I mean Nadya…has been given an opportunity of a lifetime. She has a real chance to make some good money and prove to the world she can provide for her brood of 14, alone while on her back. Vivid Entertainment has offered this fucking loony lady a cool $1 million to star in a porno. And being the caring company they are, Vivid, has even offered Nadya full medical and dental coverage for her family if she becomes a contract girl.
Nadya is hard up for cash. Her student loans are running out and she’s about to be homeless with 14 kids. She loves the attention and has been all over the media since the birth of her babies. My guess is this was her actual dream. I mean, who wouldn’t have 14 kids, become so poor you live off student loans and food stamps all with the hopes of being able to fuck on film? I know I would (except having the 14 kids part because children are my biggest fear). Nadya, I know you are reading this. I mean really what else would you be doing right now? I say sign that contract, lady. Finally get fucked and get fucked a lot. You deserve it you crazy mother fucking bitch! I love you!