As we mentioned yesterday on this here site and via a press release, POPPORN.com is a making a porno film! So far the response has been great (except for that one guy in Mississauga who told us that they hoped our plane went down) and frankly, we're pretty thankful for this opportunity. We promise you that it is our goal to make one of the best adult, gonzo releases of 2009. We hope you, our readers, will think so as well. We're making it for you!

We figured it best to document this process as completely as possible in the coming weeks so that you get to experience the process of making one of these porn thingies along with us. So, as always, stay tuned. We'll be updating pretty regularly over the coming months as this process lurches towards its final conclusion...a POPPORN.com DVD in your logo whack shop for you to purchase. God bless America....

So, we head off to Los Angeles tomorrow around 6PM. It will be BUCKTON, Double D and myself. We're expected to arrive in LA around 9PM and, assuming there are no delays, we should be drinking at the hotel bar by 11PM. We're staying in the Valley of course and I've been doing my best to map routes to the shoot locations. We have two, one in Encino and the other in Hollywood. Not sure why we need two, but we're clearly not the professionals.

Thursday will see us working with Nina Hartley, Marco Banderas, Bobbi Starr, Ryan Keely, Mick Blue and Gianna Michaels. It's kind of a dream cast to start this shoot out with because, as we mentioned, we have no idea what we are doing. BUCKTON swears that he will be flawless in his directorial efforts, I'm not sure he understands what, "flawless" means. Nevertheless, with this kind of cast even the worst efforts should turn out positive.

I'm hoping that we'll be able to land peacefully, get situated and in the hotel with no trouble, enjoy a few beverages and turn in early. Not sure when the call time is for the first day of shooting, but I suppose I should be looking into that rather than blogging...

We'll update again tomorrow, for sure! Until then, back to our regular scheduled programming!

Bangs OUT!