My favorite pillow-fight partner (and sometimes POPPORN.com contributor) Ryan Keely was in Miami all last week feature dancing at Tootsie's Cabaret. I was lucky enough to get a chance to get down and see her for her final night on Saturday and honestly, because of it, you're lucky too. I was running late because I had a very hard time picking out what to wear...I finally decided on the outfit I wore to the Wicked party in Vegas. When I finally got in the club after being whisked inside by the manager after explaining I was there for important POPPORN.com business, it was the end of Ryan's first show. The DJ was inviting patrons to go onstage and pose with her for $5. So I did what any good friend would do....I paid my way onstage and surprised Ryan and she surprised me back by making out with me!

Woo! The crowd went insane and starting standing up and clapping and throwing money on the stage. It was pretty crazy and surreal. Once I got offstage I had random dudes wanting to give me high fives and shit.

Once Ryan was done with her show we hung out in her dressing room talking about rhinestones, our upcoming trip to LA for the POPPORN movie, how to make fake milk, and the fine art of fan dancing. Oh and I got to fondle all her sparkly underwear. Are you jealous or what?!

After that it was time for Ryan to get ready for her next show....cowboy themed with ass-less chaps and star-shaped pasties!

The cowboy show was a huge hit and after pushing my way though the throngs of fans waiting to get her signature and photo, we snapped some fun pics and said our goodbyes.