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we drop acid on Tuesdays. Fridays we take something called Meat Ball's Secret Sauce. He won't tell anyone what's in it but it always makes us trip balls for about an hour... and it tastes a lot like cum.
-stank
What a twisted bastard (and I mean that in a good way) Henson was. I was loving the poisoned lemonade, but I'm pretty sure the dude in the oven would never make it past the censors in these times of militant political correctness on tv. Except when they show porn during the Superbowl of course.
you guys need to do an interview with faye reagan. i could get myself off just watching her talk and looking at her body. she could be wearing a white t-shirt and dickies and she would still be the hottest girl i have ever seen.
Thanks. It's hard for me to start work on a monday unless I've rubbed it out twice by 9am. How the fuck does Spock get that close to such a world-class peice of 'tang and not rape her?
We have an invisible electro-shock collar on hand at every popporn shoot, so when Buckton starts trying to get his non-consensual groove on, we zap him.
-stank
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Right then
It's a good thing U folks are miles away then!
friday
you guys should stop doing acid on fridays, it's getting a little weird.
Actually...
we drop acid on Tuesdays. Fridays we take something called Meat Ball's Secret Sauce. He won't tell anyone what's in it but it always makes us trip balls for about an hour... and it tastes a lot like cum.
-stank
Much respect to Jimmy Henson
What a twisted bastard (and I mean that in a good way) Henson was. I was loving the poisoned lemonade, but I'm pretty sure the dude in the oven would never make it past the censors in these times of militant political correctness on tv. Except when they show porn during the Superbowl of course.
Marissa Berenson
is hot as fuck. I'm totally whackin' it to Barry Lyndon when I get home.
Really?
I thought I was the only one who did that.
He's talking about the Kubrick movie...
Not your neighbor Barry. You ARE the only one who beats off to that guy.
-stank
This AND Josie Jacobs in her
This AND Josie Jacobs in her undies? Truly the greatest web site ever!
awww, thanks :)
awww, thanks :)
<3 Josie Jacobs
wow
this is fucking great
you guys need to do an
you guys need to do an interview with faye reagan. i could get myself off just watching her talk and looking at her body. she could be wearing a white t-shirt and dickies and she would still be the hottest girl i have ever seen.
Umm, you mean like this?
http://popporn.com/node/424
Amazing zoobs and all...
- Not Fade Away
Thanks. It's hard for me to
Thanks. It's hard for me to start work on a monday unless I've rubbed it out twice by 9am. How the fuck does Spock get that close to such a world-class peice of 'tang and not rape her?
Rape Prevention
We have an invisible electro-shock collar on hand at every popporn shoot, so when Buckton starts trying to get his non-consensual groove on, we zap him.
-stank
That and her boyfriend
was in the corner of the room while we were shooting and I got all raped-out raping him.
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